MonkeyBoi's Overanalyzing Blogs; SMG4 Character Blog
Sometimes life is like a video game. When things get harder, and the obstacles get tougher, it just means you leveled up. ― Lilah Pace
Background Information
“Hi Mario. everything going good?”
Full Name: Super Meme Guardian Four
Age: 26, likely far older given that he was still alive in 15944 and 2 million to 10 million years, making him nearly 15970 to possibly 12 million years old (time skips are canonically canon too), goddamn he is fucking old.
Height: 5’1
Universe: 8052011
Weight: Has been stated to be heavier than Mario, who weighs infinite pounds…LMFAO
Species: Meme Guardian
Sexuality: Not Available
He is Forklift Certified
one his account's passwords is iloveass69
Had a crossover with Crisp Rat, Bandy, and other youtubers
Aliases: SMG4, Super Mario Glitchy 4, The Almighty 4, Super Meme Guardian Four, Wallet Inspectaaaaaar, Meme Machine, Blue Gai, Four, An Unfunny Disgrace, SMGilly Wonka, Luke Lerdwichagul
Likes: Memes, FM, X, Mario, SMG1, SMG2, SMG3, Meggy, Melony, Saiko, Bob, Fishy Boopkins, Tari, Luigi, Karen and her kids, Steve, The Side Characters, Beeg SMG4, Internet Content, Hamburgers, the indie community, possibly Death Battle, his fans
Dislikes: Niles, Francis, Content Farms, His first video, The thing he and 3 did while being snowtrapped, Skibidi Toliet, Lawyer Kong, Marty, Mr. Puzzles (he got better), Wpnz (he also got better)
Before We Start…
SMG4 has nearly 15 years of material to work with, he has over at least a thousand of videos, made a few shorts here and there, merch/sponsors, glitch productions and much more. So I will be giving him most of that stuff. I will also be including non-canon videos to the mix because as to why they are not canon is due to the fact that these videos were happening during very important arcs in the series like SMG arc, and The Lawsuit arc. Even then there have been videos like Fishy Boopkins Plays VRChat, Mario delves into Nintendo Anti-Piracy Screens and Mario Plays TF2 (ft. Marty) where they do in fact connect these videos for lore and the current arc happening. So videos like the Mario let’s play/reactions, and into the marioverse will be considered, heck they are even mentioned later on down the line.
Cross Scaling is another that I had looked into, basically there are MANY other youtubers and game franchises in the SMG4 verse which their universes are also connected to one another. Now obviously I’m not including EVERY franchise and youtuber in this blog because then we get shit like Persona, Gurren Lagann, and freaking SCP?!? I mostly want this to focus on SMG4 and Glitch as a whole. That said...
Glitch Productions
While completely different from one another, Glitch Characters DON'T scale to the SMG4 verse…but the SMG4 verse DOES. As they are aware of them, summoned one before, mentions about these shows, had Mario reacting to them or do a what if Mario was in video, met them at some point, or right out just being canon. SMG4 characters are shown to harm or be harmed by these characters. N has appeared in multiple videos and even states that Uzi exists in the universe, Mario also states there being a Murder Drones land in the same video and finally, SMG4 said to watch it on HIS animation channel, Glitch. Heck in The Watermelon Man, he was so scared out of his mind he was gonna enter Glitch Productions itself. Soooo I think it’s plausible for 4 to at least have a scale chain.
The Youtubers
Believe it or not youtubers actually exist within the SMG4 universe and have a shared connection towards one another. Stinky Blue Rat being a relative in the SMG4 Universe thanks to one of the behind scenes and already existing in the great beyond which he can travel to other youtube channels like Doobus Goobus which are also connected and can take him there, Vanna is canonically friends with Melony and stated that her and SMG4's worlds are colliding with one another meaning they are connected, Nathaniel Bandy also being a relative in the SMG4 universe with him also coexisting in the great beyond, Shockhat being the most blatant one of the group with him appearing in videos, actually helped with the editing for some of SMG4’s videos, heck SMG4 and other characters are shown to appear in his videos and Luke reprising his role as him.
Super Mario Bros?
So…this already got awkward. Some might be thinking it’s not possible due to Mario and SMG4 Mario being very different from one another, personality wise, abilities wise, etc etc. However, there is at least some stuff within the SMG4 universe that might be able to hold its own ground for having at least some level of scaling to the mainline Mario verse so let’sa get into it.
It's important to note that before Mario became stupid he used to be his regular self at the time. He saved Peach from Bowser once again and restored peace to the mushroom kingdom. Then SMG4's guardian pod landed in the mushroom kingdom. Mario and Peach went out to go see what it was. When the Guardian Pod zapped Mario that is how he became...well, stupid. Heck Mario keeps a wallet on him with pictures of all his adventures and even characters like DK remember these events waaay after the meme pod incident.
There are a bunch of videos in SMG4 where it shows very familiar locations and items within the Mario Universe, like the mushroom kingdom, and the world from Mario Odyssey, all the other planets from Mario Galaxy, Mario Party and Kart are shown in videos, then there is the Paper Mario universe (it can be backed up with the star rod also existing hell, one of the villains in SMG4 is straight up from Super Paper Mario), and finally the dream world exists within the verse so they do share a relative cosmology.
Mario in the SMG4 verse is the same Mario who went through the same events in canon, he remembers the adventures he went on like Super Mario Bros 3D World, Mario Sunshine and Mario Party. The final nail in the coffin is the lawsuit arc which blatantly confirms that it is indeed the same Mario from Nintendo and went back to his original personality and who he was before getting hit by the Guardian Pod, (which we are clearly shown with Lawyer Kong giving us a very straight forward answer) even forgetting who SMG4 and Meggy were. That only makes the argument of Nintendo Mario & SMG4 Mario being the same person much stronger. Even if you were to say SMG4 Mario and Nintendo Mario aren't the same person it would go against the whole point of SMG4's backstory and the lawsuit arc and which also plays an important part of SMG4’s life when getting a brand new design.
Sooo SMG4 scaling to the Mario Cast seems to be pretty fine all things considered and can’t really be disregarded since it’s important for lore purposes. Though using this type of scaling can be pretty shaky in of itself since it opens a whole other can of worms that really imply this to other internet parodies to Mario which is even stated that the Mario is a parody in lawsuit arc, so it’s entirely up to you on how you want to approach this scaling at all. For this blog and consistency for lore purposes I will be including Super Mario Bros as secondary material but ONLY in terms of what some specific items and abilities can do.
These are obviously optional and I just wanted to include them for the fun of it. With those out of the way, we can finally begin this blog off with…
THE STORY OF SMG4
Chapter 1: The Beginning
Ahhh the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario has saved Peach once again from The King of the Koopas and has restored peace to the Mushroom Kingdom once more, nothing can possibly ruin this peaceful day. That was until 3 guardian pods landed across the world, one of them landing, the other elsewhere one in the darkest side of the web, and one in the mushroom kingdom. Mario and the princess went to investigate this mysterious pod resembling a flash drive. Mario was unfortunately zapped by this mysterious pod which caused to go...let’s say coo-coo crazy acting completely different from the way he acted before to the princess. The pod’s hatch would open and reveal a man with blue and white trousers: SMG4.
SMG4 would begin to explore this new world he stumbled across, he was intrigued by this world but yet confused, trying to find his purpose and meaning in this world, what was he meant to do in life? That was until he entered a computer store and met Medic which was also zapped by this pod and also went coo-coo crazy. SMG4 would notice something that he found amazing, a computer. When Medic started doing some wacky things SMG4’s first instinct was to record and post it on youtube and gained a lot of views. And so he cracked it, he found his purpose and meaning in life, and it was to create content and show it to the whole world, calling his youtube channel SUPERMARIOGLITCHY4!
SMG4 would then head back to his guardian pod and meet one of the star children, the mascot of Nintendo, the mustachian plumber himself and soon to be best friend, Mario. SMG4 would ask Mario to do something stupid while recording and which he did the same thing he did with Medic and upload it on youtube as well. Though the Mushroom Kingdom was also affected by the pod’s laser which drove everyone to complete and utter chaos, however SMG4 making content videos are capable of calming them down and tame the memes. And so SMG4 and Mario were able to spread this across the entire world and everything was peaceful again...well, as peaceful as things get in the world of SMG4. From that point on he and Mario would throw away the meme pod into the dark web, never to be seen again.
SMG4 would go back to making content with Mario and make some new friends Mario has made over the years until another meme pod from the sky landed in the mushroom kingdom, SMG3. They...weren’t the best of friends, in fact they sort of hated each other since day one and had a long rivalry towards one another. They went to memecraft and memery together trying to see who can one up the other and 4 has shown to be better than 3 in every singular way possible, both fame and mastery of magic. As time went on SMG4 was living happily in the Mushroom Kingdom going on crazy adventures, forgetting about his origins and has encountered new faces on the way like the inkling now human Meggy, Vannamelon’s oomfie Melony, the cat mother of three Karen, his youtuber buddies FM and X and many others to come.
Chapter 2: The Other SMGs
10 crazy years of adventuring and making content and having millions of people who loved him, he would celebrate this by throwing a party inviting everyone, even SMG3 despite trying to ruin his life on several occasions, even to the point of traveling through time to erase everyone from ever meeting Mario, though they were shown to be fine in a realm called The Internet Graveyard. A realm where dead memes end up in, which they sent him to.
That was until they met some nobodies who tried warning them about the dead memes becoming corrupted and which they started attacking the residents and took Mario 3 and 4 into the Dark Web and to the other mysterious guardian pod where a virus god like entity would then corrupt three oddball trio. But why them? Why were those three Fat Italians of all people chosen by this entity to strike at them? Well plot-twist! That is because there were more SMG’s from another world, SMG1 and SMG2! This blew SMG4’s mind and would be one of many forever changing events for him, which sparked his memory back when he first arrived in the mushroom kingdom, this drove him mad, beginning to question his entire existence and the world around him coming up with many theories. Why did they say Mario was the “avatar”? Who is this ZERO character? What does these guardian pods mean? What does it all mean???? After Mario taking a trip in 4’s mind and getting this eye parasite out of him, he went back to his normal self being thankful to his friend, though it didn’t mean he was done wondering about these questions.
So these two unlikely heroes went on a journey, not to the west, but to visit a mountain where 1 & 2’s pod landed and discover its secrets. It wasn’t easy, but they soon found the USB and would find all the answers SMG4 needed. They would find Spudnick goofy around with the SMGs much like Mario with his SMGs that was until ZERO’s USB landed in their universe and corrupting their avatar, draining their lifeforce and killing Spudnick…with their avatar dead their entire universe would go down with it, so 1 would fend off ZERO and sealing him away with the antivirus USB, though it barely escaped and took both it and the two SMG’s into their pod, away from the destroyed game and flying to a brand new world. SMG4 was given all the answers he ever wanted and now he must be cautious about Mario dying, because their world would suffer the same fate as 1 & 2's. So the two would begin to go back home.
When getting back home and dealing with some Shrek business which is absolutely an anime, they would stumble across ZERO’s guardian pod and was trying to take Mario away, thankfully Axol was there to help the two, though at the cost of being hurt and the pod flying back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Axol seemed badly hurt but was actually fine…or so it seems? More on him later and back to the pod shenanigans, no matter what the military did, they couldn’t make the pod move. So the crew went into a bunker and ensured their and especially Mario’s lives. But while taking a piss in the toilet, it started to glow green and teleported Mario to the Backrooms, soon followed by both SMG4 and SMG3…the trio once again, stuck in a forever liminal space, giving them warnings to go back, and they all still have to piss. After finding a way out of the backrooms they soon meet back up with…Axol in Dark Web…acting all coo-coo…and was the one who tried warning them to go back… Oooooh…ooooh no. It was the perfect trap to free ZERO from his virus prison and to seal them away in that USB and assuring they stay in his mind torture simulation.
That was until stumbling across a yellow circle and a blue club which guided them throughout the pod before meeting Morshu and showing them their new ability to transform memes into energy like balls which were able to let them communicate with SMG1 and SMG2. With 3 and 4’s new found power, they were able to make a stairway out of the mind torture simulation and are now with all the SMG’s together they plan on making their escape through using the USB’s reactor core which will pure out memes to power their avatar (Mario) to break free from this sealment. Though 4 and 3 were still pretty new to this ability and the channeling was unbalanced blowing up Mario in the process but still breaking free. Yet still falling into ZERO’s trap. After all these years ZERO will have an avatar of his own once more connecting all the pods to Mario and trying to make a whole new universe, but it’s at the cost of this universe’s destruction and the lives of all the memes. Using the imprisonment he made for Mario, he became bigger, stronger, faster, and a GOD.
However, despite being very inexperienced 1, 2, 3 & 4 used their powers to fight back against the god and alongside 4 his friends were given a mission to travel after Mario in the crystal and free him from his imprisonment. And so they did just that, after battling Mario’s Crystal in various challenges they were able to fight against ZERO and the influenced Mario, freeing the real deal from the crystalized imprisonment. 3 & 4 would then use their power to give Mario a massive power boost and fighting equally against ZERO and defeating him, but he wouldn’t have done with all his friends being there for him and Melony comforting the team and telling them what it truly meant on not only saving the memes, or universe…but their friend…unforunately, not everyone could make it out in one piece…and so we had to say goodbye to our Axolotl friend Axol…
However, that didn’t stop Melony from letting go of Axol, he still kept his legacy and memories of him living on in not only her life, but the lives he had encouraged and changed. SMG4 and the crew were there to support her and making sure she is doing well, even Meggy comforting her and knowing what it’s like losing someone by the name of Desti, another Inkling like her before becoming human like dying by the hands of a weeb named Franics which caused Meggy some serious trauma, and after winning Splatfest she would be absent at Sunset Paradise throughout some of the ZERO stuff and trying to reflect on herself, trying to let go of her own inner demons. Axol would have wanted everyone to keep living their lives to the best they can, and so they cheer up and do just that!
Now back to the topic of SuperMarioGlitchy4, you may think that’s SMG4’s name but it actually isn’t, heck SMG doesn’t even stand for SuperMarioGlitchy at all, but instead SUPER MEME GUARDIANS!!!! Yeah, more mind blowing stuff!!!! This wacky cosmic adventure would lead to SMG4 and SMG3 softening up towards one another and beginning a friendship towards one another instead of rivals.
After all that craziness they decided to have a nice barbeque party to celebrate saving the universe and remember the friend that had lost, while things got…messy, like VERY messy when setting up the barbeque with everything being trashed, you may think that after all that development, maturing and growing up they still act the same and SMG4 would have been beyond disappointed and canceled the celebration…but no, it wouldn’t be his friends if it wasn’t like this. He accepts that despite every dumb and crazy thing his friends do, he still loves and sees them as a family, so he decides to gather up the remaining food that’s still edible and continue the barbeque with his friends, and have a nice dinner with one another. THE END.
Sounds like a happy ending right? Well as one would say…the show’s vision must go on.
Chapter 3: The Change
As things went on, SMG4 and the crew were back to their good ol shenanigans of adventures and things were peaceful again. SMG4 was spending a whole lot more time than he previously did with SMG3 than ever before, making sure Mario didn't get into any trouble, everything was perfect! Until he got sued by the big company themselves, Nintendo. SMG4 and Meggy tried everything in their power to protect Mario and not go back, but Lawyer Kong warned them that if 4 kept making videos he would be hit by DMCA making his channel cease from existence. So everything that wasn’t Mario or Nintendo related had to be removed from the Mushroom Kingdom grounds, creating a firewall between them so that everyone can go back to their original selves and it worked! Mario was back to his normal self and had forgotten everything about his friends going back to saving the princess once more. Though with the help of Phoenix Wright they were able to gain a temporary IP change contract so that 4 and Meggy were able to become unnoticeable to Nintendo’s security and passed through the barrier.
When going to the splatfest they tried to jog Mario’s memory but to no provail…until Mario started to watch memes, they had brought back the fat Italian they had loved for years. However the IP change contract didn’t last forever and both would soon turn back into their original designs which Nintendo spotted them out immediately once it wore off and they would have to come up with a plan to help snap the other brother Luigi regain his memory just like with Mario and all the others within the mushroom kingdom with memes, now needing to cook, though they would eventually be caught by Nintendo’s agents and be taken back being imprisoned. Lawyer Kong would then inform the father of Nintendo Miyamoto that they would use the SUPER DMCA to stop all this nonsense and remove all the non-mintendo characters from existence. Though Mario & Luigi would suggest to him to give SMG4’s friends a chance to make new games for them and which he approved to stall out some time for 4 and Meggy.
Speaking of them, let’s back to SMG4 and Meggy for a minute. After getting out of the firewall they would head towards wikipedia and to the section of IP aka the Law Category and retrieve an article on parody law and create a Parody Contract!!! So the two would begin to head back and share this information to the judge. Back to the crew Lawyer Kong was getting fend up by waiting for this long for his boss to make a choice. He would tell the judge who is Kirby to sign the DMCA! Meggy and 4 came back with the DMCA and were about to share it to the judge…before it was too late. Lawyer Kong would smack the parody contract from Meggy and Miyamoto was finished signing the DMCA…it was over for all the non nintendo characters. Lawyer Kong has won the battle, and everyone that SMG4, Mario, Luigi, Fishy Boopkins, and Bob ever knew were now gone…though, before was removed, she was glad to have met Mario, hugging him one last time…before joining the others.
Back at the mushroom kingdom, we see our heroes SMG4 and Mario sadden knowing things would soon come to a close with one another, standing on top of Peach’s castle reminiscing on their past adventures. SMG4 would make his final goodbye to Mario and his fans before…the channel was deleted. SMG4 was now…gone. Mario would then go back to make new games, but now with no one or friends to make these adventures even matter anymore and no way of escaping…It really was the end of those silly adventures. Goodbye, SMG4…THE END.
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Or is it now? As Mario was using the restroom and taking off his hat was some toilet paper. Mario would hand it to someone familiar, Phoenix Wright! He informed Mario that what he handed to him was a parody contract which was handed to him by Meggy last minute! If he was able to get this to Judge Kirby he would be able to undo the DMCA and get his friends back. After sneaking around or more like making a break for it like his life depended on it. He would then make it to the judge and present the contract to them. With the parody contract it was able to contend with Miyamoto’s signed DMCA contract which brought back everyone back, including SMG4. There he would be brought to a trial determining his and every non Nintendo IP characters’ fate.
Luckily for SMG4’s side he had Meggy Spletzer a lawyer in training to back SMG4’s case up. After proving their innocence and Mario just being a parody citation of the original Mario the robbery was therefore null which Judge Kirby would find the defendants NOT GUILTY, destroying the Super DMCA and freeing everyone from the contract. The channel has officially now been saved. Though there was ONE more thing before everyone was let off on the hook. Miyamoto had a condition with SMG4. He couldn’t look like Mario, which he accepted if it meant staying here with his friends, he’d take one for the team. THIS would give SMG4 a whole new permanent body all together, including SMG3, Fishy Boopkins, and Bob.
Everything turned out to be all great in the end after all. SMG4 and the crew would then go back to the wacky antics and adventures and have no other villains breathing behind their necks…until something was changing with SMG4, not design wise, but after making an amazing video and getting his channel canceled with the sheer quality with SMG3 it was just the beginning. So he decided to make the best video ever. It wasn’t just gonna be the BEST video, IT WAS GONNA BE PERFECT! So from there on he would spend two days locked up in his room having several sugary foods and drinks trying to make the perfect video but never seemed perfect enough for him, with no hours of sleep whatsoever before the internet went down. THIS was the breaking point for SMG4, losing HOURS of progress making the perfect video crashing out on everyone on MAR10 DAY shutting down his friendship with everyone.
After getting the router to work again he was met by a tv shape popup noticing that 4 could use a bit of help editing. There he was granted a completely regular keyboard that looks coooool!!! He would purchase it and use it in order to make the perfect video, practically being the point of no return. This Keyboard took control of him and warped Peach's Castle into a nightmarish hell corrupting it in the process. SMG3, Meggy, and Mario would be the ones to enter the nightmare castle in order to save 4.
When making their way through the castle they would stumble across the paintings which show messages that he’s never enough to do anything, being a failure, pushing others away, which represents his thoughts about himself as a whole. SMG3 would understand this because…he felt the same way he did. No one truly understood at the time why he had to be the villain of SMG4’s story, it’s because he lived with similar expectations being brought on to him when taking over his channel for little over a week. He’s scared that if he makes a singular mistake or misstep, he’ll lose everything and everyone he knew and loved at any given time. His channel, his fame, his fans, but most importantly…his friends. Which is why he must be perfect for everyone around him. 3, Meggy, and Mario would then tell 4 straight to him that no matter what he makes or does, they’ll always be here with him side by side having fun on these wacky adventures and laughing together.
This was enough to make him break out of his mental control of the keyboard and thanking his friends for needing to hear them say all the positive things he needed to hear from them for so long. He would promise to everyone to not going coo coo crazy ever again, and so the four (hehe) of them would leave Peaches’ Castle. As this was happening the crew and Swag decided that since the damage of Peaches’ castle has gone too far, they would decide to blow up the whole thing, crumbling down to the underground. While Swag was having the best day ever the others were worried about Meggy, Mario, and the other meme guardians before Meggy and Mario confirmed that they both were okay…HOWEVER, the keyboard wouldn’t allow him to leave just so easily. As the four of them were escaping even though SMG4 was able to mentally free himself, he still needed to physically complete the video. Mario & Meggy had already left the castle but 3 noticed 4 in danger and went to go back to help him. Mario & Meggy would realize the two meme guardians were still in the castle this whole time!!!
SMG4 tells SMG3 to go willing to suffer his fate but still knows that he’ll go down still enjoying what he does best, making content…but SMG3 wouldn’t allow that to happen, after all these years of beef between the two, he would help SMG4 finish making the perfect video and which the magical keyboard physically frees SMG4 with a USB drive containing the video,allowing them to finally escape the collapsing castle. While holding onto a platform the two meme guardians felt a quake causing 4 to accidently toss the USB on top of the platform and makes SMG3 let go before SMG4 quickly reacts and catches him. The USB would then land on top of 4’s foot and has to make a choice, whether to let his life work go to or lose someone who can always make another with SMG4 and consider each other…friends!
And so…he chose his friend, because he’d do anything to not lose them. Though…it wasn’t without the cost of the castle. From that point on, it wouldn’t be coming back anytime soon, all because of SMG4 wanting to make a perfect video. He knew this was his fault, it felt like a home to them all. So, he was going to make things right for everyone. Starting from square zero to building a brand new castle, while it may be different, wouldn’t know where or how to start, but as long as they are together building it side by side, he was sure it would be perfect…and so, this wacky journey would soon continue…also Peach is permanently stuck inside the castle with no one to free her lmf̸̗̌a̴̼̔ȏ̷ͅ!̸͉̂!̵̰͗!̷͈͝!̵̻͑!̸̝̚!̶̖̔A̶̛̘U̵̝̓Ĭ̸͓O̸̚͜H̸͇̽W̷͙̆D̷̥͗F̸̜̋9̷̰̉ü̴̼h̶̼͊f̸̯̊9̷̦̀u̴̠̍2̶̜̏g̵̦̏j̷͇͛v̵̡͊n̴̲̚h̷͉͊é̴̦w̶͙̌f̵̺̓i̶̦̔o̵̬͑v̶̖̆b̵̰̚j̷̹̐n̸͓̐q̷̫͑3̶͛
Dear readers, sorry for interrupting this very long and frankly overdue blog like seriously? TWO YEARS! But I digress, the boy had monkey business to take care of in that great beyond place. I believe this segment will be using a bit more, CREATIVE VISION from the one and only Puzzlevision Original!!!
Chapter 4: The Unlikely Redemption
Now with Peaches’ castle destroyed SMG4 would be looking for any place to stay for a while, he tried living with the super mario brothers but Mario was making things extremely difficult to live with him, and making him work on memes would be next to impossible. So SMG4 would pack his things and try to figure out where else to live. The two brothers would then come to an…agreement (totally not trying to threaten each other) and lend SMG4 their RV only temporarily trying to find a new home, no longer being a hobo!
...Before eventually getting jumped and losing the RV. So he went to get himself some money and was ready to make that new castle. After looking around multiple homes they would find a place called The Showgrounds, originally an abandoned carnival which was now an empty plot of land, the crew would decide to make it their new found home to live in. While they didn’t have any money left after purchasing the showgrounds SMG4 would make a square around the area and everyone would get to thinking where their rooms of hanging out would be.
So from that point on they would try several things to get their castle up and running. For one…it was obviously getting the right amount of money for furniture, actual construction workers to help build the damn thing. They came up with two ideas, one of them making a very safe and totally legal circus show in which they made a shitload of cash, and Mario’s own pizza place being runned by his right hand man Marty, a sentient like cardboard being which would be enough to finally begin making the new castle SMG4 promised to his friends.
But there was one more piece they needed to finally complete the castle. The Power Star. Which is practically what the mushroom kingdom thrives on, essentially the power of all happiness and creation. Which was back at…Peaches Castle, and wooo boy was SMG4, 3, Meggy, and Mario were in for a surprise as Peach was still alive…but as a mindless spider like monster...I would like to take back that lmao statement… After fending off against the monster they would eventually retrieve the power star and head back to the showgrounds and the engineer would get to finishing the castle. Enter, THE SMG4 CASTLE! Their brand new home for all them to enjoy. And so, everything would go back to being the perfect and normal wacky adventures the crew would go on…
However, some…strange things were to be conquered during and after making the castle. Meggy would eventually find her number one hero, One Shot Wren. Former splatfest champion down in the western spaghetti which would be the exact vacation spot she and the crew would go on while the engineer continued working on the castle which would turn out to be one of Meggy’s most traumatizing experiences in her life as everything Wren was that of much of a lie staying in his amazing digital world where he could never lose trying to manipulate her into joying him and when refusing to join would suffer a never ending cycle of deaths for a month straight. And Marty who manipulated Mario into stealing SMG3’s Sussy Notebook trying to get his club penguin skin and secret pizza recipe practically making a whole casino out of this war between the fat Italians.
It’s as if someone was running this as some sort of tv show, trying to get their perfect vision. Enters Puzzlevision, an original tv network playing several high-art quality entertainment shows, Mario’s Mysteries, Once Upon an SMG4, Scooby Mario, Where’d you go!, Mario the Exploro, Despicable MP, before finally revealing themselves to be the one bigshot himself, MR. PUZZLES! He was fascinated by these goofballs always getting into these crazy situations and yet always figuring out a way out, he was the one who pulled all the strings, from manipulating Mario with his tunnel vision friendship Marty, giving One Shot Wren his amazing digital world, and most sadistic of them all was the reason as to why SMG4 got his hands on the completely regular keyboard that looks coooool and the cause of Peaches Castle being destroyed.
But why did he go through all this? Well the story goes as follows. It started on a little Mr. Puzzles who wanted to have big dreams in life, like having his own amusement park just exactly like Didney Worl having his own sorts of uniqueness and vision of how he would run things but his father would crush all his hopes and dreams seeing them as mere childish and never having true creative vision. He struggled to make even ONE friend anywhere he went to, so he went into his room and began watching hundreds upon thousands if not EVERY moving picture he had seen being obsessed with it and slowly and surely forgetting all his troubles, so he would make the decision and cut off his own face put a TV as it’s replacement! Let’s just say that him making an impression on the crew was an understatement, he was like if a mole couldn’t fully be wiped away.
It went from brain washing the crew and taking over the entire channel after gaining all five stars and was defeated because that mustachian plumber ruining his ratings. Trying to take SMG4’s meme factory and gain the fame he earned with the help of his new fond friend that was the goomba shaped Meggy, but would be foiled once more by that fat Italian. Finally his final act would be to taking over Didney Worl by killing the main face of the whole amusement park, breaking into Meggy’s house having his goons horrifically strangling and crushing her back to her leggy form, manipulating everyone into welcoming them to puzzle park powered by just an engine room which he hooked himself into so he would have full control of the park brain washing the entire group, and could finally accomplish the dream he once had since he was a kid…except Mario & SMG4 would free Meggy from her goomba like form and defeat Puzzles one last time, throwing himself into prison, all because of that pesky plumber, MARIO. All he really wanted was simply, a friend. And he would gain it from Leggy, but that damn red had to ruin all his plans!
Now with Puzzles now rightfully in jail and slowly losing his sanity, all the loose ends have come to an end at last and the crew can finally enjoy their every Saturday adventure with one another. Except, that wasn't truly the end. Meggy’s goomba side Leggy wanted to see her best friend again and wouldn’t return to her. So, Meggy would make a deal with Leggy that if she comes back with her, she would consider reaching out to Mr. Puzzles legally. So, she accepted and would soon begin to get in contact with the prison was brought to. BUT only to get him out of a penalty called “THE DEATH CLUB”. She wouldn’t obviously let him free, but she must keep this secret between the two of them and not the others because she knew how everyone felt towards the man who had wronged them in many ways.
Nooow, Let’s go back a bit to chapter 1, who was this Karen character? Well, Karen as previously stated is a hardworking mother of three triplets, the brothers Zack, and Cory, and Katie the sister. She would do anything to assure her kids are safe, loved, and didn’t end up like her when she was young…homeless. It was until her kids went missing, but who could have taken them? It was Mario, but was instructed by someone by the name of Mr. WPNZ. Who was teaching the three kids how to utilize very dangerous weapons like guns like him.
Karen would get assistance from SMG4 to help her find and rescue her kids by Mario, but it was in the process of getting SMG4 badly hurt, he was alive of course, but heavily knocked out. Mario would quit helping WPNZ and slip the can of beans to her. With this new information brought to Karen, she realized who was the one pulling the strings trying to reunite with the family. It was, wouldn't you guess it, WPNZ…but also, her deadbeat ex of a husband and most importantly…father.
It was revealed that the whole assassin's life for him felt incomplete without her, and actually wants to improve and show to her that he can change. But Karen couldn’t forgive what he had done to them, leaving her to raise the triplets alone. After riding on their bicycles several boulders would try caving in upon the the kids and WPNZ, before Katie stopped the boulders with his cannon hands, Zack’s chainsaw face and hands, finally Cory by turning his head into a bomb and blowing up the boulders to free WPNZ with both him and Karen now realizing that they got WPNZ’s own DNA within them.
WPNZ would continue spending time and training the kids before he believed they were ready to go on another secret mission with him, but Karen shutted this down when she heard the words “Secret Mission” knowing full well what kind of danger they would get themselves into. They would begin to argue with another before he would ask the three who they would rather be with. So, they chose their poison and wanted to stick around with WPNZ, finding him the better parent because they thought he was more fun, and wanted to learn more from him. So they were off to go on the secret mission.
This brought Karen to her lowest point. Her kids wanted to spend more time with their deadbeat of a father and loved him more than her, feeling like she wasn’t the best mom to her kids always wanting to make sure their safely and provide to them, not wanting to end up the same way she did when she was young, she was the only person who came have provide to them unlike Mr. Wpnz who wanted to living in a life style where it’s nothing but recklessness, danger, and living like nothing mattered. However SMG4 was able to look at it in a different angle…it’s okay that sometimes…you can’t change people for who they are, but being there and teaching their children when they mess up, to be there when they need it, being in their corner and supporting them so they grow to be happy. At least that’s how he would view it to be a parent from his perspective. This gave Karen motivation herself to go back for her kids and Mr. WPNZ.
During the secret mission, WPNZ threw his kids into combat against actual trained adults and were frightened. They didn’t want to actually hurt these men and weren’t capable of fighting due to the men being out of their league. WPNZ needed them to be stronger but they didn’t have the will to actually do that because, again…they were only kids. Before Cory was choked to death, he and the others would be saved by Karen and both her and WPNZ’s ideals clashed off one another. One never wanting to be like their fathers due to them being kids, the other being they needed due to them being weapons. So, the kids would have to choose their poison once more and…they chose the right one. Wanting to stay with their mother who actually treats them well and knows what they want or not want.
After a family fight between the assassin family Karen and her kids would heavily damage WPNZ with no way of pulling himself back together, assuring that he messed with the wrong family. The cat family would go back to living a normal life eating Pizza. He would be left scarred, broken, and alone very close to having something magnificent but to be ripped away from him…until he was met with another person just as broken as him. It would be none other than Mr. Puzzles once more! Ready for another encore.
During his time in prison Puzzles would meet the most furious and adorable pink blob of them all, Toomp. He would prove the most useless in order to get in contact with WPNZ forming into a TV Satellite. Puzzles would find this assassin's tragic downfall between his family quite the interesting one, before finding the right TV to hijack into and making the deal with him…but WPNZ would pass on that offer Puzzles try making after quite literally getting his scrap ass handed to him, though through a little persuasion and offering to wipe his memories he would eventually budge and helping Puzzles plan of escaping prison come to fruition. Though, he was on a time clutch due to the whole “THE DEATH CUBE” thing.
It was…a VERY unlikely friendship between the three randos considering they were all at each others throats at first but after a few stumbles, the little pink snot rocket would fix WPNZ up and would perceive to Puzzles plan on gaining various tools from the showgrounds to bust him out of prison, these items being SMG4’s computer, Bob’s drill, SMG3’s super special bomb, Hatsune Miku, Meggy’s Splattershot, and finally Mario’s mushroom. So tonight would be the night of his breakout!
During the breakout, Meggy would call Puzzles and tell him he has one chance to prove to her that he has really changed for the better despite hurting her friends and affecting the lives of countless people in a negative way. So, after WPNZ and Toomp would break Puzzles out and save each other's asses from THE DEATH CUBE even getting the chance to bond a good while, they were now making their way to the showgrounds. But before getting there, WPNZ told Puzzles that he was okay keeping his memories because despite all the pain with his family, he will still carry it but will still be kickin no matter what. He would then hand Puzzles a bullet as a sign of their new friendship. WPNZ would suggest letting all this go and would still be by each other’s side.
But…Puzzles couldn’t let go of the pass. He went to the showgrounds to prove his innocence to Meggy but at the cost of the new friendship he was building up with WPNZ and even saying that he and Toomp meant nothing, just a means to an end to him and how his family abandoned him. But this would be his greatest downfall of them all. After WPNZ would get the near life out of him he would spill the beans to everyone that he was just using him all this time for just a mere setup to trick everyone, and even Meggy herself. This would be the final straw for Meggy, after trusting him against every warning her OWN friends and gut…he still found a way to just make a twisted game to his. He really was never gonna change…
This left Puzzles with nothing in an alley, but anger…saddeness…aloneliness…and a bullet. He lost every chance he has gotten to change, but most importantly…someone they called him, a friend. It was all his fault for pushing away all the chances he got. What was he to do now? Well…he would try to make things right between the crew, Meggy, and most importantly…WPNZ. He would go to the Internet Archive to retrieve a remote that can travel between time itself and gather everyone around for all videos…no…worlds to collide.
After the most chaotic adventure SMG4 & the crew had gone on traversing across time & space to older videos. They would soon begin to collide into one and opening several rifts in time, Puzzles would soon find the right one to go. He was back to where he, Toomp, and WPNZ were having the same conversation before heading towards the newgrounds now with a new perspective. He would ask WPNZ why he carried that part of him and try to make it like it never happened. Well…he didn’t know, the best answer he could have given him it feels more real to face what he did was…cruel and would never be able to get another chance with the kids and Karen. If he did do that, it would be all pointless and would be lying to himself. Puzzles would then decide to stop living in the pass and try putting all the broken pieces together. Leaving only that of a note “Thanks”
He would go back to his original point in time and try settling the score with WPNZ once and for all, but before he could do that, he and the crew would have to overcome the most dangerous battle of their life. All the temporal rifts would combine into one whole gigantic rift which would destroy the entire universe and all the past villains would come into the present day. Puzzles would have to be the one to fix the remote which caused this gigantic rift to open but WPNZ wouldn’t allow him to make another fast one. However…despite EVERYTHING Puzzles put the crew through, they still decided to side with him…WPNZ would then join the villains side, and there was only ONE way to settle this. One final battle between heroes and villains. After holding their own for quite a while, Puzzles would aim the remote at the temporal rift which caused several other portals to open. It was everyone the crew and SMG4 had known and grown attached towards, and they were all here to help him defeat the villains one last time, taking them and everyone else back to their own points in time.
After the battle had concluded, Puzzles was successfully able to recover the remote back to its full glory. He would put his trust in SMG4 to ensure he closes the rest of the rifts as he can now settle the score with WPNZ. Puzzles would tell WPNZ that if he could rewind the clock he would be able to make things right again…until he realised he tried to erase only his guilt. He couldn’t have fixed their broken friendship. And so, he would do the actual right thing, not for his own gain…but this time, for a friend. He would toss the bullet back at him and let WPNZ go all out on Puzzles, beating him to the actual brink of death and pushing away the crew from intervening. WPNZ was…confused as to why he wouldn’t resist. It would because ẖ̶̒ I DESERVE THIS. And so…he was given another chance by his friend he had wronged.
However, it was no time to rebond with one another as the temporal rift was becoming much bigger than before cracking holes throughout the universe. It was too late…it was over for SMG4, the crew, and the entire universe. But, SMG4 didn’t have that creativity within his small peanut brain of his! Puzzles would use the remote himself to create a web-like construct and try closing the rift from the outside with the help of everyone, including Toomp and WPNZ. It was working, but in order to truly close it, Puzzles would need to close it from the inside. So ran towards the rift and tried reaching from both sides to close it, but he couldn’t reach the other side. WPNZ would notice his friend struggling to reach it and knew what he must do. He would give SMG4 a letter for Karen and the kids that she was the world’s greatest mother…and help a friend in need of it…
He knew what was at stake here knowing that the two of them won’t be coming back from this, but would tell him that sometimes encores must always come to their conclusions. So, everyone would eventually be able to close the temporal rift, Puzzles had one more thing to say to Meggy. What he did to everyone with the crew and especially her was…beyond redemption from them, they lost so much because of him including the very place they called home. Traumatizing those with these twisted games knowing that he and Meggy would never be friends. Though she did at the very, VERY least give him even an inkling of peace knowing that he did in fact do one thing right…letting go of the past and trying to recover the pieces he himself destroyed…he would give the crew a final message….“that all folks”. He helped saved the universe and has gotten his creative vision of a happy Ẽ̴̡̛̪̗̻̼͍̯̦͍͕̤̎̃̌N̴̨̧̨̛͓̜͔̪̱̹̠̠̠͖͊̄̔̀̔̅̓̀̓̅͘Ḏ̴̨͙̯̘͍͕̎̇̑̀̍̄͂͛̌́̀͋̽̆ing…what just happened? And why is the text’s color so…off?
The Final Chapter: The End
So after saving the universe once again with the help of giving a broken soul one final chance, what’s the next adventure they are going on…well…that’s the unfortunate news. There wasn’t really anywhere else the crew could really go on. All the tides have finally been resolved and so it was finally time to put an end to it. After witnessing how far SMG4 has come and grown as a person, with all the laughs, tears, memes. He decided it was time…to end their adventures after 14 years. He was happy and proud for how much he has done for not only his fans, but also people he saw as genuine family. So from that point forward SMG4 would go on one last adventure with his friends before officially ending the channel off.
For SMG3 it was to reminisce on their past adventures seeing how much they have grown from rivals to friends. For Bob & Fishy Boopkins it was having one final showdown with one another to see who would get a fake girlfriend and which they laughed it off with Bob respecting Boopkins for having 2D girlfriends.
For Tari & Saiko it was going to different games to explore and play around in before the final game being Saiko’s own game world, reflecting from their first encounter and how she came around getting used to people she used to hate being the best parts of her 2-dimensional life.
For Melony it was for him to read her most recent story “The Melon & The Axoltol” alongside with Mario listening about the Axoltol befriending the Watermelon and while their friendship may not have lasted for as long as they wanted, the watermelon will continue to remember each other’s time with one another and growing strong for him and her newfound friends.
For Luigi it was to have his own cooking show to not only finally stand his ground against Bowser who has been bullying him for all these years to prove to him that he was not a worthless chef, but also gaining approval by his idle Gordon Ramsey’s to work at finest restaurant in the world getting the recognition he earned with his cooking.
For SwagMaster and Chris they couldn’t agree on an idea for a final adventure so SMG4 designs to resurface Peaches Castle and bringing it back to its glory and even got Peach back to being her original normal self, turning out the way she was because of being so lonely with no one to ever come back to saving her. Chris even admitted to Swag that he has made his life the funnest time ever and Swag feels the same towards his partner since the beginning…Oh also the miscellaneous characters got to goof off here and there with one final Randomness adventure.
Onto our second to last character, Meggy. The one who was there to help SMG4 winning the lawsuit against Nintendo and the one he comforted from Puzzles’ horrific deeds. One Last Splatfest! Though the powerscaling between 4 and Meggy is night and day with Meggy being absolutely superior than him in this category, except for one who could match her. RED! aka mario. And he didn’t come alone! Enter X & FM! SMG4’s coolest homies in the whole world! And they would be going up against Meggy’s old splatfest crew, THE SPLATSQUAD!!! So it was The Splatsquad against Three Great Friends & mario. When SMG4 learned that X & FM weren’t really appreciated as much, not getting the spotlight as much as they used to feeling pretty forgotten. Since they were friends for nearly 14 years, SMG4 does the right thing and apologies to the two for leaving them out of his more cosmic and wacky adventures. So he’d make it up to them by taking them to Didney Worl and would thank them for everything they have done for him!
Now of course The Splatsquad won but the Three Great Friends & mario congratulated them for their victory. The way how Mario’s team came about with their strategies reminded Meggy the first time she and him they met each other, still being an inkling, reflecting on every past game and adventure they went on together, really going through a lot over the 8 years of knowing each other. Meggy gave Mario her old beanie as a symbol of them always being best friends. Before the journey comes to an end SMG4, FM, & X gave Meggy a lifetime supply of canned tuna, while she doesn’t eat tuna, Mario gladly accepted the food himself and so…four of them would laugh it off as it being good ol typical Mario, and Meggy was still thankful the reward gift she was given regardless…
Now…for our final character, the one who started it all off and will be the one to finish it all off, the main face of Nintendo, the fat Italian himself, you love him, you hate him! MARIO! But, he didn’t want it to be the end. He begged SMG4 to not go through with this in all his heart but they still needed to record a video together which Mario just wouldn’t budge. So he would then go on to open the barricaded door and would complain about SMG4 just wanting to just end it all just like that after everything they have gone through together. To him, it was simply unfair and scary for him to let things end. And so a mysterious Rock Wizard has been watching Mario for all these years watching him grow, laugh, cry and really…became what a true friend means. While he doesn’t quite understand it at first glance, The Rock Wizard would grant Mario a wish to his very desire. And so, he would make a wish to never make SMG4 retire his channel. Mario’s wish was granted, but in a way he wouldn’t expect.
He was thrown into a whole other timeline where he never existed to begin with, everyone being completely different, not the original selves Mario knew and loved. Peach and the Toads wouldn’t know who this italian fella was, Meggy back to being her original inkling self but was full of herself thinking that only she can win splatfest viewing him as a nuisance. Karen never had any kids and hated her life forever working at Waluigi's Taco Stand. Bob being an actual normal person who had a Dojo of games and whatnot having Tari has his star pupil being soulless, distant from others instead of being the happy go-lucky girl who loved playing games for the fun of it, Boopkins being all lonely with zero friends and Saiko still being stuck as a 2D character in her world, and SMG3 being homeless living on a boat. But if all of those people had it bad, SMG4 had it the worst. When Mario was locked up by the toads he would encounter 4 in his own cell being locked up, only having one whole subscriber and like all the others didn’t remember who Mario was. Mario ruined the lives of EVERYONE he knew and cared for…all because of a petty wish of him wanting SMG4 to never retire…like he never existed within this alternate timeline…with no memories of him to speak of…quite literally nothing to restore…which broke Mario wanting to be all alone realizing the error of his ways…
That was until, something clicked, a light switch as you would put it. All the happy memories he had made with everyone were special because they became memories…while he doesn’t want things to end but that’s what makes things matter. If life were to go on for eternity it would all amount to nothing. All good things must come to an end eventually…and so, he decided he wanted to go back to his original timeline, he didn’t want an empty foreverness, he wanted the memories he earned with everyone. So, he told the alternate SMG4 that they need to film a video together, one last time…from that point on, Mario would show alternate SMG4 the ways of the scatman, going back how things originally were when the original SMG4 made. After the alternate SMG4 was shown, it was now his burning passion to make content like this, having a very bright future ahead of him…and so, Mario went back to his original timeline.
Now back in the original timeline, he would be met face to face with the SMG4 he knew. He knew that Mario was upset previously about things ending, but before SMG4 could continue talking, instead of getting his head chomped off, he was met with a hug. Despite everything ending and quite literally being their final journey with one another, Mario will forever cherish the bond he had with 4 and all the others. He was always there for SMG4, even when fighting against one another it never stopped their friendship towards each other. Mario finally understood what a true friend means. Being thankful for all the memories they have made for all these years, and SMG4 response is by hugging back, thanking him for being the best friend a guy could ever have. Everyone would get to say their goodbyes one last time to us. A pipe would ground out of the ground and we see our heroes one last time. SMG4 and Mario shaking hands and waving goodbye to one another concluding their friendship on the strongest note they have ever had. And with that…SMG4’s story concludes with him turning off the computer, walking out of his room, and before leaving, he places his hat on a rack…and leaves us with just one final note…
Thank you SMG4, just…thank you for everything.
Experience & Skill
As all youtubers go through changes over the years SMG4 has gone through a lot of adventures and changes, and I don’t mean by designs. When SMG4 first arrived in the mushroom kingdom and despite him being prophesied to having extremely bad luck, he was able to master how to create youtube content in almost an instant, so much in fact he can separate his hands to do another task and even bring them to life (Multiple Times). When 3 was rivals with him at the time, they both went to memewarts: Memecraft and Memery together 4 was shown to be a master at magic even acing at the final exam, he became so much of an expert at magic he doesn’t need his wand to cast spells anymore when going to Spells n’ Wiztards. SMG4’s knowledge on memes was so impressive that even when SMG3 studied trying to make the spiciest meme, he still lost. SMG4 has a job in being a wallet inspector, being able to inspect 560 to an infinite amount of wallets in a short timeframe. SMG4 can even learn how to be an expert pilot after watching a tutorial video that has literally nothing to even do with piloting a plane.
Now don’t let SMG4’s appearance fool you, because while SMG4 lacks actually throwing hands, he has shown to be pretty well prepped with plans, crafty with schemes and using people’s advantages against them. SMG4 has multiple lockdown systems that prevent someone from entering a room, creating an entire area full of machine guns so if someone tries to do anything fishy he can always set them to blazes. When SMG3 took over SMG4 news he was making fake news spreading misformation, he was able to convince other youtubers to quit their jobs entirely but wasn’t able to fool SMG4 but was still powerless against it so what did he do...he was able to beat him at his own game and spread his own misinformation with 3’s coffee shop and it worked. Another instance was when Puzzles had full eyes over Puzzlepark and guided Leggy what secret areas to go through and which SMG4 used against him by drawing pictures on the cams, bypassing having eyes all across the park. He has even used people’s most favorite things against them causing their demise. Heck, SMG4 is also shown if someone tries to trick him into a deal or a trap he once experienced beforehand he’ll simply just deny it. Showing that SMG4 is able to see through people’s schemes, tactics and trickery when experiencing their encounter and tries to make countermeasures to them.
SMG4 is also up for any challenge that comes in his way too, like surviving being eaten by Kirby, beating Mario at a arm wrestling match, when he was challenged to make the best paper airplane, he quite literally made one fully functional…OUT OF FUCKING PAPER BTW! It makes complete sense that is quite knowledgeable on crafting tech and hacking it. Like the time he recreated Tari’s meta arm that was gonna make Heavy beat 150 games in 5 seconds, turn a box into John Wick who then turns into a machine gun, making a functional summon device which can also be used as a trap to set up people into getting gunned down and hacking into a monitor, while he did get it wrong later on he is shown to have gotten better at it. More onto the topic of crafting, SMG4 has spent some time in the world of Minecraft and has learned how to do many things like creating a house in 50 seconds.
SMG4 has a ton of experience using his equipment to the best of his abilities and has knowledge as to how useful they can be, after all he has fought in a battle royale and got extremely far only placing second place. Like average guns that kill people near instantly, daggers to disarm people, several area of effect items, heavy equipment, average weaponry like Hammers, Bow & Arrows, special items like Mario’s powerups, and a whole lot more!
SMG4 works fantastically when collaborating with his friends and others. He’s able to team up with people in multiple sports like Soccer, Golf, Basketball, Bowling, and much more. He has comforted people like Meggy after Puzzle backstabbed her final trust in him and realized SMG4 was always in the right about him never being able to change, gave Karen motivation to go back for her kids and Mr. Wpnz after feeling like a horrible person, can make team combo attacks, despite being stuck together and fighting with 3 throughout most of the episode were still able to work perfectly in an extreme parkour obstacle and save Mario, and has teamed up with villains like SMG3 who eventually came around becoming friends with each other that they can rely on one another and even Mr. Puzzles despite EVERYTHING he put him and his friends through over the past years to save the universe. This isn’t the only time he and friend saved the universe, they have defeated Niles/ZERO who has destroyed several emulators and were lost in the god box. Hell this friendship of his is so strong it allows him to break out of a mental state alternation when realizing he is going too far (which is consistent ) and thanking his friends for all the kind things he really needed to hear…awww.
Equipment
Pistol
For his neutral special, he wields a gun! This isn’t just any ordinary gun, it’s capable of blasting the heads of Mario, and against Puzzles who’s body is very metallic like.
Dagger
With this dagger SMG4 is able to disarm someone's weapon
Bow and Arrow
I believe all of you guys know how a Bow and Arrow works...
Shotgun
I mean...it's a shotgun...pretty self explanatory. It's also able to one shot Head Mario
Tracking Device
Oh tracking device dick, it tracks people and objects and shit.
Walkie Talkie
SMG4 has a Walkie Talkie to communicate with others from far distances.
Tranquilizer
He can tranquilize people with this, likely knocking them out for a few minutes.
Parachute
I mean…yeah. Some of these are going to be very self explanatory.
Boxing Gloves
They are used for boxing. Do I need to say anymore? Actually I will, play Punch Out Wii!
Wings
kind of slay ngl chat? Oh and it also allows SMG4 to fly in the air. That's kinda cool.
Rocket Launcher
With various rocket launcher they are capable of firing fire rockets in a row. Okay but he'll never be packing that much heat-
Machine Gun
HOLY SHIT SMG4 IS PACKING THAT MUCH HEAT!!!
War Robots Mech
OKAY YOU MADE YOUR POINT ALREADY!!!
The Mighty Mushroom Morpher
SMG4 was given the blue mighty mushroom morpher by the Great Shigeru Lord. With this he can summon a car, has access to a spear, and by doing a stupid pose he can summon a giant Hank Hill. He seems to still have it on him in a later video
Waluigi Launcher
It's a Rocket Launcher, but it's Waluigi....funniest shit ever.
Skate Board
He’s wheelin!!!
Cookies
Yummy...oh and it also draws in a shit ton of Big Bullies
Calendar
Old SMG4 videos sure had jokes that aged extremely poorly, like…not even kidding actually they were so bad holy shit.
Hammer
It can be used as a tool but it's also shown to break out of dimensions SMG4 was originally trapped in.
What the? Eh, moving on
Bigger Hammer
That is indeed a bigger hammer, but is needed to take out bigger enemi-
CRAACK!!
Owwwwwww~
"MARIO YOU IDIOT WHY DID YOU KNOCK HIM OUT?!?
“I Don’t Know I’m Bored”
“Sigh great, now I gotta explain how my equipment works for the next few Segments…”
Holy Meme Bible
"This book is just as dank as the creators say they are. There are 61 pages of meme fun. All of the memes are fresh (2017 wise) and are definitely a good time. The quality is very good and it’s literally everything you should expect it to be. It’s a $20 meme-themed coloring book with other activities (word search, fill in the blank, quizzes, etc.). It’s great. No regrets."
Helicopter
"When all the Big Bullies came in and took over the Mushroom Kingdom I found this Helicopter and used the Bullies greatest weakness to bait them. Mario also fell for it and it was hilarious!"
Laser Gun
"This gun is able to vaporize people like Mario seen above"
“FUCK YOUUUUU.”
Forklift
"I'M FORKLIFT CERTIFIED BABY!!!"
Flamethrower
"Pretty straight forward, with this flamethrower it's capable of burning multiple enemies at once."
Bumper Cars
"Bumper Cars!"
Pencil
"With this pencil, It's able to draw and erase the looks of people and even erase them entirely."
Microphone
"Hehe, Friday Night Funkin"
Gas Mask
"The most self-explanatory thing ever. To assure that I don’t get any brainrot!"
Sniper Rifle
"Wave goodbye to your head wanker!"
The Infinity Gauntlet
"I can wield the Infinity Gauntlet which harnesses the power of the infinity stones and I will explain what quirks they have in particular."
"Wait a minute…” *fat italian noises* TRANSLATION: “Didn't Mario use this?"
"Well…yeah but you can see me wielding the gauntlet from one of the shorts and when you were trying to smash a literal cloud. So I think giving me this is fair ga-
Uuughhhh my head… What the?! OH GODDAMNIT, GET OUT OF MY BLOG!!!
“AH OKAY I'M SORRY!!!”
Siiiighhh sorry about that everyone…anyways, the Infinity Gauntlet grants SMG4 a few things like manipulate one's body, create wormholes to other worlds, can increase strength, Age people up through time manipulation to the point of becoming completely different, give people horrible thoughts about themselves, and of course erase anyone from existence via through settings.
Alright what’s ne-
The Chug Cannon.....
No...I'm not talking about Fortnite...next item please…
Gamer Girl…Bath Water…
Son…😭
“THAT IS NOT MINE! PUZZLES PLACED THAT IN MY POCKETS DURING THAT VIDEO!”
Anti-Anime Spray
I mean...it's in the name and it's shown working on videogame based anime characters...really dude?
“I promise to you I have better stuff.”
Pizza
While this may be any ordinary pizza don’t be mistaken, Pizza within SMG4land is able to just undo technology that was previously hacked.
Magic Wand
The magic wand is able to do, MAAGGGGIICCCC!!! Though he can still do that even without the use of a wand (See Abilities for more elaboration)
A Nuke
Nuke go BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. BOOOM!!!!
Vanna Mask
It's pretty good for scaring people…and changing your perspective on reality! Even gives you the goat helpi.
Car
It sure is a car...
Another Car
Yeah he has another one
Wheelchair
Even when on a wheelchair SMG4 still knows to drive it like an actual car.
SMG4’s DEATHBUS!
Oh my god that’s awesome. This truck was used during the Waluigi Apocalypse being able to run over those who were corrupted by…wouldn’t you guess it, Waluigi. Which has so many spikes, a window wiper, and in case of emergencies a freaking machine gun.
Tank
Where the hell did he find that?! Tanks are capable of reaching into outer space and hitting those far away and placing a tank on defense mode can take out hordes of people including flying saucers.
Bigger Tank
It’s a tank but BIGGER! Which even reflects projectiles
A Comical Rubberhose Animation Style Inspired Plane
With this plane SMG4 can shore through the skies, which comes with a tommy gun. With a press of a button he can change the plane with a turbo engine and machine gun.
Pitchfork
Stabbers
Chainsaw Man
Freddy Fazbear and Huggy Wuggy
Apparently SMG4 just carries these two around in his pockets. That's pretty cool, but it's not like SMG4 has access to EVERY FNaF Animatron-
The FNaF Animatronics
Ohhhhh my go- SMG4 went out of his way to make a Ultimate Custom Night parody by buying every single FNaF character, even some that weren't even from the game like Funtime Freddy, Withered Foxy, and Withered Freddy. So SMG4 should have access to every single character from 1 through Security Breach.
A Dragon
SMG4 carries around a pet dragon with him, which is capable of flying in the air and breathing fire.
Another Dragon
Same deal like the last one but this time it amps allies up
Tatura Rimehide
In the mobile game RAID: Shadow Legends, Tatura Rimehide is a champion with unique skills that can help with defense, buffs, debuffs, and many other skills.
Scaredy-Shroom
A small sentient mushroom creature that makes extremely long sounds to alert people.
The Stretch-O-Matic
It’s quite literally in the name, it’s able to stretch people’s limbs.
The Emoticon
This emoticon is a prototype and another type of tech SMG4 got his hands on. With a single press of a button it can link someone to its command systems and forces one to be stuck in a GIF like state, even stopping including attacks from them. Though SMG4 can turn off the puppetry like state if he feels like it and always back on even when out of the state.
Flashlight
Gotta have one in case the lights go off.
Maid Suits
I want to die.
THE WALLS
SMG4 is the one who controls these walls, and they are able to crush people like Mario multiple times.
A Light Saber
yes, he has one of these and can slice bullets with it with just one hand.....what a badass.
THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR!
WHAT THE FUCK???
THE ACTUAL IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER!!!
WHERE DOES SMG4 FIND HALF OF THIS STUFF LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT??
Spy Outfit
Slay Spy!
Spy Rizz Watches
With the help of SMG4’s fans the Spy Rizz Watches indicate how well or bad they did as spies, if it goes up then we pick the right choice, but if it goes down then we choose the wrong option. The Spy Rizz Watches gave the two guardians a clown mask, a usb to plug into something and hack various tech and bases, rigging a game, guessing a ima go fishing, discord to communicate with one another, tear gas, BLJ (it doesn’t work lmfao), summon eggdog which if provoked turns into a Eggtank, Marty’s merch, hijacking an explosion vehicle, a Marty hat that can cut people’s heads off, Baby powder…what? I have a sensitive ass. Oooookay…and giving SMG4 a HEAVY weapon Please don’t tell me you also chose that. Well it worked did it not?
Smart Phone
Ahhhh a good ol phone, who doesn’t have this device? Probably some but this isn’t just some any ordinary phone (even though it can act like one), it can summon allies, control people’s actions, can make the people he summons create even more allies to the point of having an entire army, make horribly drawn pictures come to life, transform into a lightsaber, make random objects come flying out of the screen, transmutate and seal people inside the phone itself as a NFT (because yes), change someone’s equipment to make it either extremely op to something completely useless, a fast forward feature where it fast forwards people, amp up allies, transmutation, manifest vehicles and weapons, and even transform into…A LAUNCH STAR?!?!, and finally use his mighty quirk ability…TO POST A MEAN TWEET ABOUT YOU ON TWITTER!!! Which no one can resist : )
Computer
Computers seem to have sentience of their own and it allows one to summon other beings, the undead, cause the weather to change, increase volume that kills headphones, can be sealed away, cause reality to glitch out to the point of crashing the emulator, travel between different universes and dimensions, create weapons, summon a mushroom that shrinks people even though it can do just that without the need of a mushroom, potions that can drastically amp one’s speed and strength, turn on creative mode, and gain knowledge of the entire SMG4 verse. Finally SMG4 uses his computer to make memes at very quick sessions which is able to undo memes being corrupted.
If one of his Computers is badly damaged or corrupted/hacked it can still function and if fully destroyed or all data/files on his harddrive is deleted, SMG4 always carries spares and has his history saved just in case that ever happens meaning it won’t be easy to fully get rid of those damn computers. Even then SMG4 has plenty of countermeasures in case there were some pesky hacking or virus. Like an anti-virus system that can get rid and seal away viruses forever like BonziBuddy and his computer being too healthy means they will be stuck. Yeah…you know the same virus that’s an internet spyware, malware and adware and his computer is just…FUCKING OKAY I GUESS???
The NES Zapper/Delete Virus Gun
The NES Zapper is a very interesting tool to have because not only it’s capable of one shotting characters and destroying them and viruses from their very information if they tried corrupting his computer…and also kill that annoying as shit dog. He also carries around two of them and uses them in a splatfest.
Luigi Anti-Virus
Now if the NES Zapper doesn’t work and needs an Ol’ Ol’ Reliable Anti-Virus he has access to The Luigi Anti-Virus which summons an Luigi which can summon a staff. Though if Luigi is destroyed he can always plug it out of his PC and back in which summons Luigi back in again.
Confidential Military Equipment
Now if the Luigi Anti-Virus fails to stop the viruses, SMG4 has one more fail save. The Confidential Military Anti-Virus! With this it can send out a horde of military soldiers that completely destroys any virus-like creatures despite having some level of regeneration to information erasure from the NES Zapper, and can survive entirely wiping out the system within a computer and destroying all viruses within it.
Tool Gun
The Tool Gun is basically an essential tool from Garry’s Mod that allows people to manipulate a variety of functions to create things which includes Constraints, Construction, Posing, Render, and frankly sooo much more. The Tool Gun has shown these features in its menu including an Anti-Minecraft feature which can undo and fix anything Minecraft related, and get rid of it entirely. As for the rest, these include;
Constraints
Axis - Attaches two objects together with an axis so they may spin freely on the plane they were welded to.
Ball Socket - Attaches two objects together so that one object can rotate freely around the point at which it was attached to the other.
Elastic - Connects two objects with a spring-like rope that, when compressed or stretched, will try to resume its original length.
Hydraulic - Constraints objects with a hydraulic that will expand and contract whenever you press the bound key.
Motor - Same as axis but allows you to make the props spin like a wheel using the numpad.
Muscle - Constraints props and ragdolls with a hydraulic that will expand and contract repetitively whenever you press the bound key.
Pulley - Constrain two objects with a rope passing through two pulleys.
Rope - Connects any two objects together with a rope.
Slider - A slider creates a path along a straight line for an object to travel along.
Weld - Joins two props together no matter where they are. They cannot be moved individually afterwards.
Pulley - Constrain two objects with a rope passing through two pulleys.
Winch - A rope, the length of which can be changed using the numpad.
Construction
Balloon - Attaches a balloon prop that either pulls upward like a balloon or downward like a weight
Button - Simulates pressing a key on your numpad. Useful when you want other people on a server to be able to use your contraptions.
Duplicator - Copies an entity or group of entities if they are fixed together.
Dynamite - Timed explosives, on the press of a button you can detonate it.
Emitter - Emits effects such as shell casings or sparks.
Hover Ball - Simply add a hover-ball to anything you want to float. By using bound keys on your numpad you will be able to control the height of your hover-balls.
Lamps - Spawns a dynamic light that shines in one direction.
Light - Spawns a dynamic lightbulb that shines in all directions.
No-Collide - Stops two objects from colliding. Useful for preventing spazzing (aka the black hole effect).
Physical Properties - By adjusting the physical properties of an object you can easily change how an object interacts with other objects, as well the world. For example you can change the friction or buoyancy.
Remover - Firing this tool at anything that you spawn from the menu (props, ragdolls, npc's, etc.) will instantly delete it. Great for getting rid of dangerous npc's or spazzing constructions.
Thruster - Thrusters provide force backwards and forwards from the direction of the thruster. Thruster power ranges from 0 to 10000, but highly depends on the mass of the model you choose.
Wheel - Attaches wheels that can be controlled with the numpad. Similar to the Motor constraint.
Posing
Eye Poser - Changes the direction a ragdoll's eyes are looking.
Face Poser - Modifies the expression of an NPC or ragdoll's face.
Finger Poser - Allows you to move a ragdoll's fingers.
Statue - Freezes a ragdoll in their current pose. Useful if you want to move a ragdoll somewhere without messing up its pose.
Inflator - Inflate or deflate portions of a ragdoll.
Render
Camera - Places viewable cameras.
Color - Colorizes entities.
Material - Changes the material of an entity.
Paint - Sprays sprites across a surface.
Trails - Make an entity emit trails when it is moved.
Physics Gun
Another tool from Garry’s Mod SMG4 got his hands on. With it he’s able to fly in the air, and lift up anything or anyone he so pleases like a group of people, objects, and preventing those from attacking others.
WEEGEE BOARD!
Upon SMG4 and Mario defeating WEEGEE they were granted access to the mysterious item called the WEEGEE BOARD. With this it’s able to summon WEEGEE from his other worldly dimension that’s nothing but WEEGEES. WEEGEE has very powerful demonic and supernatural powers, like being able to corrupt people which drives them mad, fires his-a lasers which vaporizes people to ashes, grow to gigantic sizes, can float in the air and utilizes the WEEGEE BOARD to seal people away into the WEEGEE-Dimension which is shown to passively corrupt people trapped within it and having no hope of escaping so you’re gonna be in there for a while.
SMG4 is consistently shown to be pretty chill with WEEGEE so he should be on board to help him if needed.
Chest
This seems like a normal chest at first…until it fires a laser that sends you to space in seconds!!!
Sealing Chest
This chest can seal people away from ever returning to the world we live in. If it's completely locked it can nullify some of our abilities like any type of teleportation abilities, and corruption.
Smg4’s box of memes (touch and I cut you)
Of course SMG4 is a meme craft lover so of course he would have a box full of these memes, which Kermit the Frog, Roblox, Baldi, Pingas, and of course a box that contains the most cancerous memes that exist, which are shown to to crap people away in. Which they can be useful for his meme abilities (See Abilities for more elaboration) Oh and also…
…Waluigi’s Staff
Wait, what the fuck? Yeah SMG4 actually has this in his box of memes. See, Waluigi’s Staff is a very powerful tool which not only allows the user to mess with and emerge from technology, and sending people to a rejection like world, but also to mess with emotions of others, making them feel the power of Waluigi’s rejection after being rejected from the world of smash brothers and no one caring about his existence. With the staff, he would create a T-Pose mushroom which transmutates people to a T-Posing state which is shown to passively spread to others and adapt to antidotes the originally cures the mushroom like virus depending on the power of one who wields the staff like the One-ups, which have narrative defying logic by the writers. Heck the staff is capable of spreading the T-Pose onto multiple targets at once without the need of the mushroom or others who were already T-posed, and no matter how much damage you do to them to snap them out of it they’ll still be persistent and rise back up. Something really neat about the staff is that any controller that hits it will gain access to its power of controlling people’s actions. Basically like the emoticon but somewhat more potent. Though the potency of the T-posing zombies can be shut down for good if the staff is fully destroyed.
Meme Hunting Gear
When doing some TOURISM, SMG4 decided to make a new attraction for the showgrounds. In order to do that he and Meggy would have to take a journey to Meme Haven: Dong Island, and has brought along various tools to catch some. Like a sword, a shield, gigantic axe, a mask, hammer, dagger, a bigger hammer sword and shield, a normal size axe, a horned helmet, net, and a truck with a horned helmet to go along with it. But all of these pale in comparison tooooooo…
Meme Balls
Meme Balls function as you think from the hit videogame Pokemon as they are capable of capturing any sort of meme. You may think you need to weaken the memes in order to capture them, which is sort of true, but we have seen meme balls work pretty casually without the need of weakening memes. SMG4 can utilize the meme balls and make them bigger to hit multiple targets at once, and a goddamn shotgun. There also doesn’t seem to be a limit for how many SMG4 has on hand, likely meaning he can spam as many as he damn well pleases. Reminder, SMG4 has completely caught hundreds of these memes which includes the likes of other characters like Mario, Youtubers and even…LOONEY TUNES CHARACTERS LIKE FOGHORN LEGHORN?!? Which would be the step of making…
SMG4's Meme Factory
Ahhh the good ol Meme Factory. one of SMG4’s many genius ideas. In order for one to enter the land of memes one must have a golden ticket, or else they are met with a flame of disaster and a gigantic weegee doll head which electrics people. It will manifest lightly introducing one and all TOOOOOOOOOOO…oh…okay wow…that sure is amazing…JOKES ASIDE! Stepping foot into the factory will be shown a world full of meme creations, from classic memes from the 2010s, to the modernest of memes. There are several segments to this factory which SMG4 can alter and block exits for those who dare to intrude also manifesting doors to other parts of the factory, like the Monster Energy River™ which empowers the entire factory by the caffeinated gamer goodness which causes Bob to turn into THE BOB-NESS MONSTER which increases his size, float in the air, and increase the room full of the drink. Next is the meme kitchen which allows one to create memes for their entertainment powered by The Rock Wizard. Luigi can use just the keyboard itself to summon anything he so desires in a Cuphead style boss fight, though if fully destroyed the memes will disappear...also has a meme hell…ANYWAYS!! The next and SMG4’s favorite room is The Comedy Zone where any memes created by the meme kitchen are sent to share their existence with the world. This allows one to even gain power and fame…HOWEVER… (See Forms)
Various Mario Items
Within the SMG4 universe holds various items from the inspirational mascot of Nintendo Mario. SMG4 has shown to carry these types of items, these include.
Regular Mushrooms, 1-Up Mushrooms, Mega Mushrooms, Mini Mushrooms, Poison Mushrooms, Golden Mushrooms
Red/Green/Blue Shells
Bob-Ombs
Chain Chomps
Bananas
Cat Bells
Double Cherries
Invincibility Stars
Mario Kart Item Boxes
The Wonder Flower
Power Stars
All of those power ups I listed off pale in comparison with one of the most powerful artifacts in the universe, The Power Stars! The Mushroom Kingdom thrives on this source of power and its essentially the power of all happiness, since SMG4 is shown carrying these in his pockets and actually have some importance for building the new castle, heck SMG4 literally beats the shit out of a Boo and a power star comes out of them. With this he should likely gain access to this source of power. For the sake of any purposes I’m only using Super Mario 64 for what the Power Stars are capable of so take note of that, and also the DS version for good measure since it does hold the same plot as the original Nintendo 64 game.
The Power Stars in their very nature are stated to be magical and are shown to amplify one’s strength, restore energy to entire kingdoms and people to the point of even resurrecting those who have perished! In fact Power Stars have the ability to control one’s emotional state, as a Wiggler containing it made him a lot more angry to make it much bigger and after losing it reverted back to their normal calm self. This is even backed up with Mario’s courage being increased because of them. If really pushed to their limits, Power Stars even have the capability of creating whole pocket dimensions aka painting worlds which some are described as infinite/endless like tick tock clock which does actually exist within SMG4land, controlling space like making a staircase go on endlessly (which is also shown to be in SMG4land), and even causality, reverting a level back to its previous state which is supported by King Bob-omb (GOAT) being aware of this action.
The Youtube Remote
Ooohoohoh this one, the youtube remote is one of many powerful items within the emulator capable of doing many things. It can pause people in time either in a certain area or even the entire world, take people back to past videos and mess with acausality preventing those from ever meeting Mario and being banished/erased from existence, fast forward or rewind time, mess with technology, go frame by frame, mute people, change languages, deage people, make things into reality, merge all videos or points in space-time into one, summon friends and allies…also these creepy fellas, create weird like webs which can close temporal rifts, make portals to different dimensions, points in space-time and even the very beginning of the universe which can be used to remove people from the battlefield, decrease quality on someone and their text, copyright strikes, and most scary of them all, delete their youtube channels for good which is shown to be their very source of life for their avatars and killing them off permanently. It also has the ability to grant power amps to those who are hit by its laser and when eaten gains access to all its abilities
The Guardian Pod
Many years ago in the mushroom kingdom Mario was his original self and saved Peach once again from The King of the Koopas and restored peace to the mushroom kingdom. On that day SMG4's Guardian Pod landed in the mushroom kingdom, and it has some interesting stuff to feature. Like any type of disease it can corrupt the minds of citizens from the Mario universe and the main mascot of Nintendo himself wasn't able to resist it and drove everyone mad. It even affected not only the entire planet but the entire universe as Rosalina herself didn't know who Mario was, even affecting their very fundamental bodies quite literally changing their blood type. It can create memes into existence, has the ability to fly in the sky like a rocket. has this immense aura around it which is capable of negating attacks on itself back to others and having a sort of barrier created. Not even a nuke which destroys the mushroom kingdom can leave a scratch on it. With the two guardian pods they were able to fuse into one giant ship, and other Guardian Pods are shown to have the ability to remove people and seal them away inside the pod. SMG4’s pod should likely be capable of doing the same thing as the other pods since he is a guardian which they are capable of containing viruses like ZERO.
Mics. Stuff
I’mma be really honest, SMG4 has a LOT of other shit to work with and listening them all off would get tedious and take forever so I’ll just put the rest of it here.
First Aid Kit: Gotta make sure your friends are okay!
Tennis Racket: It's always handy to treat your friend like a tool...yeah that made no sense.
Remote Control Explosives: SMG4 carries around dynamite capable of destroying a router, luckily he has a remote that can thankfully stop the explo-
Minecraft Equipment: Believe it or not SMG4 has been on some journeys in the world of Minecraft gaining all sorts of wacky equipment even gaining a sweet inventory, the items in particular include some TNT, meat, a crafting table, a nether portal which takes them to THE NETHER! and likely more!
Spaceship: This spaceship has a few neat things like monitoring cameras, has a meme quota for how much memes he needs for a new hard drive, alarms that alerts him on something going wrong, and a button to end the video.
Taser: Zappy zap!
Money/Gold: Little known fact, SMG4 does in fact have a load amount of money, from whole bags of gold, to even 988888888888888888899999999999993113234354356363774747534 bars of gold! holy shit
The Meme Machine: Another vehicle SMG4 has in store, but this one is capable of taking to the sky
Bathtub: I mean hey everyone has to shower at some point…and also can fly forming a rainbow from behind.
Metal Detector and Jack Hammer: SMG4 has a metal detector which…detects metal and a jackhammer to dig up some sand and find some cool treasure
Chemicals: SMG4 seems to be pretty skilled with some chemicals to the point of making his mustache bigger and relatives like Mario & Luigi to create actual memes.
Monopoly: This game is fucking bullshit!!!
Bees: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Camera: I mean, how else do you think he records his videos?
Suitcase: SMG4 would need something else to carry around most of his other wacky stuff which includes a gnome, Mickey Mouse figure, one of SMG3’s bombs, and a sniper rifle.
SMG3’s Explosives: Since SMG4 has access to SMG3’s Coffee and Bombs see Suitcase, he should get some stuff from the cafe. These would include bombs (no duh), soccer bombs with Bowser’s face, several nukes, Wario Bomb, Splat Bomb. X-Bomb, Gun Powder, Dynamite, Rocket Launchers, Cannon Bombs, various swords, sentient bombs, and a whole lot more.
Fishing Rod: Can be used to catch fish, and also people.
Rollerstakes: They are used to have better mobility and serve people’s coffees.
Toilet Paper: I mean he’s gotta have it in case he needs to go to the bathroom on these wacky adventures.
Knife: Stab!
Axe: Stabby stab!
E. Gadds Inventions: SMG4 and other characters have been shown to use E. Gadd's inventions and with E. Gadd being one of SMG4's summons and seems to be okay with making stuff for him, so I think it's fair to give SMG4 these inventions. Like a cloning gun capable of cloning someone and a setting that creates even more clones with the exact same abilities as the original, The E. Gaddifyer allows someone to travel through space-time, Launch Stars that allow you to transverse the universe, an age gun that turns people extremely old or young, a shrink ray gun can shrink people which puts them in a pill (could possibly serve as a way of sealing someone), a Wormhole Generator that allows you to jump across the universe when charged for 90 seconds, though by letting charge for a good while creates a goddamn black hole, A smart and dumb ray…which are pretty self explanatory and a whole lot more.
Nintendo Switch: SMG4 bought himself a Nintendo Switch, while it may seem like for only gaming usage it’s capable of a whole lot more. The controllers can become whole lightsabers, with the support of Tari can seal away various versions of someone, and with Mario Maker it becomes a whole other level of bullshit. Like using a finger to move someone around all over the place, summon various minions from Bowser’s army and other people, even spiritual beings like boos, place people into different areas without noticing, make more versions of your enemy on your back, can make you into a magnet where everyone is out for your blood, delete platforms, can create about 50 MILLION PARTS OF A SINGLE LEVEL that you must complete and endure, download levels, can make items that usually work in your favor go against you, a mystery mushroom that turns you into other characters, fuse beings into a whole entity, mess with reality, create a moving escalator which makes you get hit by multiple thwomps, summon John Cena, a puppet show, delete entire bases and people from existence, can make rough slides into curves, and summon the freaking sun. Though it can eventually run out of battery which would take a couple of hours if we take in how long an actual switch’s battery lasts.
SMG4 Merchandise: Yeah, SMG4 can utilize his own merch in combative scenarios in a multitude of ways, which includes summoning allies like Tari, Saiko, Meggy, Fishy Boopkins, Bob, and more summon various equipment like the Waluigi Launcher which is immune to attacks, buffing allies up, transform items into something more powerful, and if he is hacked he can summon merch that gets rid of hackers.
Abilities
Super Meme Guardian Physiology
You see, SMG4's name was never his real name. SMG doesn't stand for "SuperMarioGlitchy" either, but it actually stands for Super Meme Guardian. SMGs are a group of individuals who act as guardians for The Meme Life Cycle, as well as their avatars who grant life to their universes so they can be intact.
Memes are essentially the life energy of their universe. They make up everything, and as meme guardians they can redirect the meme energy into wherever is needed. While yes it does require 2 people to use these abilities, meme guardians are shown to use these abilities on their own, including SMG4 and SMG3 themselves. This is consistent with SMG0, one of the first meme guardians also doing this by himself.
Memes and the Meme Guardians they have the ability to create stairways, a barrier to protect themselves and shooting out fireballs, sense awful memes and stop it from continuing sort of like Spider-Sense, transmutate regular regain memories or drive people into total madness, and corrupted memes into energy balls to bestow power to their avatars, summon more memes, undo transmutation or create energy balls to cause massive area-of-effect destruction which is even shown to destroy the god box. SMG4 can also use this to power amp allies.
SMG4 should have the same abilities and resistances as the other SMGs here like SMG3's passive age manipulation and reality warping/spatial manipulation (This is done through clapping his hands and 4 has shown this similar ability of clapping his hands and making crap happen).
Okay one ability down only…100 more abilities to talk about, freaking great…how do I make this shorter?
Why not try making an original physiology?
That’s dumb…
Well you can at least give it a shot, and besides most of us in SMG4land have some of the same abilities.
Yeahhhh I guess you’re right…hmmmm, what should the name be?
How about Meme Physiology?
I do like that but I think there’s one that’s speaking to me more
Oh, and what might that be?
Emulator Physiology
Oh! That’s actually a nice name for our cartoonist selves.
Now within the emulator it grants SMG4 A LOT of abilities which listing off all of them on their own is pretty hard to crack since most characters have the same abilities as one another, so to make things easier I made a reading guide!
Paragraph 1: What are emulators in universe and how do the characters operate?
Paragraph 2-3: Going into what abilities an average character in the emulator can use.
Paragraph 4-5: Time, huh? Thanks for the tip! (Time Stuff)
Paragraph 6-9: The Meta-Awareness of a character (Fourth-Wall stuff)
Paragraph 10-16: How much can a character endure and come back from on a daily basis (Regeneration stuff)
What are emulators?
How emulators and characters work is they’re made out of pure textures and coding which is basically their essence. The reason as to how game universes are around and keeps them functional is because of avatars like Mario, Sputnik, and other avatars that exist. If they are DEAD dead then their entire emulator will go down with them. This has actually been shown to happen before when Bugs Bunny one shot Mario in which everything within it was destroyed in the process...and everything is shown to be restored extremely quickly.
What do they grant people who live inside it?
Living inside of an emulator isn’t entirely awful because it allows one to do all sorts of game abilities in a meta sense, essentially they run off game physics. Like no clipping and using it to bfr people to the backrooms, t-posing allowing one to phase through doors and walls they can also use to becoming a drill, intangible, teleport themselves and/or others to one place to another (even pulling a Scooby-Doo) and travel to whole different dimensions/mediums (even those that can seal others away like the cancelled dimension which takes people away for those who are, well canceled and youtube itself which confines people from one dimension to another and holds their entire space-time continuum, more info on this in paragraph 5). SMG4’s transition is very potent where no one can resist the effects. Even figure out where they want to aim their attacks.
Characters are shown to pull out any sort of item in their pockets at any given time, it can be small stuff like knives and hammers, to cosmic stuff like the Infinity Gauntlet and Youtube Remote. They have access to Minecraft abilities like crafting/building, having their own inventory and can turn on creative mode. They are shown to have full control over their bodies allowing one to extend to extreme ranges, grow their parts bigger, grow more limbs, do other tasks while they’re doing something else, even their insides like cells, hearts, emotional thought process, molecules/atoms, and brains have sentients of their own and characters can still keep going without these body parts. Being able to control your body is one thing and being able to alter it is something else on its own, as characters are shown to breathe in the vacuum of space, underwater, fly high in the sky, duplicate themselves thousands if not millions of times over, grow to the size of fitting into hats or even becoming as big as entire planets and universe, and make their imaginations very much real, which they can become physical manifestations and be able to see others’ thought bubbles. Not only this but they can take the shape and form into really any kind of character or object they want, even mimicking the powers of said character. They can do this without needing to shapeshift into the character.
The Liminal Space-Timeline
Characters are shown in universe to immerge through paintings, tv screens, and youtube videos which are viewed to be certain points in time and characters can mess with acausality. According to Egad’s research, traveling throughout time is basically the space-time continuum, which connects all the other game universes throughout the emulator into one, like Sonic’s Universe, Minecraft’s Universe, SMG1&2’s universe, the Mario Movie’s universe, and a whole lot of others, which are viewed to be alternate timelines. Youtube itself is viewed to be the highest point in space-time (We’ll get into Youtube and Space-Time stuff some more later on). Characters can rewind, fast forward, and pause it. Luigi is shown to have this ability but was punished by The Watchers, who are guardians of space-time and yet SMG4 was shown to not be punished from doing this action...TWICE!
SMG3 once used this method to replace the main cast which erased them from history, preventing them from ever meeting Mario, he also used this method on Susan, since he knew she could have easily stopped SMG3. Susan can freely rip through space-time and travel throughout it, to the very beginning of the universe where nothing exists at all. However this method failed to permanently kill the main cast and were sent to the internet graveyard but just banished from existing. SMG4 and characters are shown to still interact with Mario and able to move freely from this dimension, even far weaker characters like Frankie were shown to pull this off. Even killing their past selves and erased in every singular point throughout time won't work as they are shown to come back instantly.
Breaking Walls!!!
DUDE MY FUCKING COMPUTER!!!
To the surprise of no one, SMG4 (That’s me
Other characters have these same abilities. Mario can see the title of the video, end the video or make it continue, hijack the audience’s choice, narrate the very story and cause death to others (SMG3 does something similar to this on more than one occasion), Meggy extended her eyes so far she can see Kevin, who is one of the writers of the show and exists within the real world, and is able to consistently read the subtitles which pop underneath characters in every video to even understand what they are saying. Waluigi is also able to change the very environment around other people, sending them a void that’s pitch black only having various lights to see other characters.
4 has used these abilities to become an expert at warping reality. Just by saying stuff SMG4 can teleport them to a hot area and make the sun come extremely close to the planet with him being unaffected. SMG4 has sponsored other games and his merch which he uses for combative scenarios, can change people’s clothing, manifest text into reality, can loop people in place until they notice for the 20th time, summoning people, mechs and various items, duplicating them about 7 million times over, creates a fake reality, kicks away an X, notices Caine’s censored bar and remove it, is aware of and interacted with other Glitch Production characters, move between meta-physical lines, can increase the black spaces in his first video and remaster old videos and brainrot videos, or decrease them to get to the next scene, can make his very animations come to life and bring them into his reality, changing the environment around him, even its color (other characters can make it black and white), and not only move a cursor which controls his very actions, but also outright kills the narrator, who can control other characters’ lives who are already aware of the fourth wall. Mario was overwhelmed by the Narrator in his first encounter with him who had full control over the emulator and viewed him and it as mere fiction, but was shown to also kill him. Meggy and Tari have also faced a narrator themselves, and after getting overwhelmed like Mario and the narrator also having narrative control over their universe, Meggy got the idea of becoming one herself, working it against the narrator. (Bob also became the Narrator at one point...TWICE ACTUALLY). SMG4 can also just…break the laws of physics which Mario stated he couldn’t do…yeah okay.
Something interesting is that SMG4 has teamed up and gained help from other narrators like David. David should have the same abilities as The Narrator has within the series and was the one who was messing with Meggy and Tari. SMG4 and crew can summon and team up with other youtubers like Vannamelon, Odd1sout, BlueStinkyRat, Shockhat and Nathaniel Bandy, and the audience can help SMG4 point out where people are, write the very episode, and give him a massive increase of control over the show and not only got 5 stars, but OVER 5 stars, something logically impossible, but somewhat makes sense in way considering that he is actually really well-known in his world on not only Youtube or other youtubers, but also other websites like Twitter. SMG4 can also become Luke himself (he also has the same memories as him), the very person who created the channel to begin with and ended it on a high note, letting us all remember the laughs, tears, and memes throughout his career...he has done a lot and I cannot thank him enough for all these adventures over the years.
And now, for the moment we’ve all been waiting for…
Endurance
I CALL BULLSHIT!!!
Over the years characters have been through many, many...MANY painful experiences in which they need to endure it for our own entertainment and can learn to tolerate it which any character can do. They can survive being reduced as skeletons, getting burnt to a crisp, turning to dust, blowing up, blown up by fireworks, getting slashed or shattered into many pieces, sucked into black holes, decaying, erased themselves from existence (or just decide to stop existing), banned due to copyright, getting erased at every single point in time, having their very essence get glitched out and being fully destroyed/deleted entirely! But they still come back good as new in either the next episode or even instantly acting like nothing had happened to them. They can also respawn Minecraft style.
SMG4 characters do infact have souls which can survive having them removed, sealed away eaten and destroyed entirely. They have even shown the ability to recover their physical bodies. When being fully erased by a pencil, a terrible drawing of characters is more than enough to give them sentience and recover their body good as new. SMG4 when fully erasing himself he came back with a brand new body. Even when nonexistent characters can just form themselves back into existence when they feel like it
Death can be permanent for extremely grounded characters when they decide it’s time for them to bite the bucket, however we have seen characters define their and others deaths. While yes Yoshi was asleep, Mario despite also being alive was still being pulled in by God but shuts that shit down instantly, it’s further supported by Meggy pulling Mario back from dying and Melony deciding it isn’t her time to stay with Axol forever yet, wanting to help her friends. SMG4 has also shown this ability where ZERO was destroying his mind in the process which is shown to be pure coding, after getting a pep talk with Mario in realizing that dying was gay, he was able to fully restore his mind from complete destruction which included his inner spirit of himself and the meme lobe. These are things that make SMG4 himself and drives his meme making and creativity and why people in the emulator are completely different from normal.
We’ve seen other characters have these special properties as Mario’s Mustache is what makes Mario do all his weird abilities and Leggy is what gives Meggy her strength being part of themselves and who they are as characters, all of which can regenerate if partly destroyed and always gain back. Even without their properties they can still regenerate regardless. After all, whatever doesn’t kill them will only make them stronger as time goes on.
Pep talks within SMG4 are surprisingly consistent, as when SMG4 has run out of ideas of memes and was about to give up on creating content, this rando gave him a pep talk. It increased his motivation and determination to continue creating content and got a ton of likes and retweets in a near instant. This is the only time this has happened, in another episode it gave Mario the willpower to get back up and defeat Pedro to retrieve his mustache.
If all of this fails to save SMG4 he has multiple other ways of coming back from death like his load & saves/retries. Whenever SMG4 dies in any kind of way, he can always use these retries to come back to life and try again from the previous area he was in, you know, like a videogame. Even when getting to the zero count, they are shown to just keep going even in the negative digits to ded to...I don't even know anymore. This means he has an unlimited amount of tries of redoing a fight and coming up with new plans, which he is shown to do.
There are also cheat codes that reside outside the emulator, SMG4 can leave outside his universe and activate the Super Mario Bros 64 cheat codes granting him all sorts of crazy abilities. One of these cheats seen above is the Moon Jump where he can stay air bound indefinitely, basically the power of flight. There are other things the cheats can do like change the terrain’s appearance, increase his speed, size, gain equipment like 180 power stars, create new game slots, basically just altering the very emulator in any way they find pleasing. But perhaps the greatest cheat of all is the Infinite Life and Energy cheat codes. These are as straightforward and broken as they sound. Infinite Energy prevents SMG4’s stamina from dropping, keeping him from dying no matter how much damage he takes, and should that damage exceed his durability, the Infinite Lives will immediately resurrect him like that death never happened. They can even be used without the need of going outside the emulator and just activating th-
BOOORRRRINNNNG! *fat italian noises* “Let’sa get this segment a move on already!!!”
Rude for interrupting me…but fine.
TL;DR Explantation
The SMG4 Universe takes place in the Super Mario Bros 64 Emulator which is made very clear and is viewed as mere fiction to beings like The Narrator and us, the audience, which runs off game mechanics allowing one to basically do anything they believe would be funny, dramatic, horrific etc. Essentially running off of Looney Tunes logic to a degree. It also allows them to bounce back from anything on an informational level since characters are made out of pure data in the emulator. There, happy?
Oh Yeah!
Magic
Might come as a surprise to some people but SMG4 is an expert in magic. Not only SMG4 has gone to Hogwarts School of Witchy and Wizardly, but also Memewarts: Memecraft and Memery. He knows how to make inanimate objects into other characters like Peach and Bob, transmute items and bfr them, affect people's body, create perfect clones of other people, lightning, illusions, teleportation, tipped his toes in a bit of DARK MAGIC, Telekinesis (which is consistent), power amped allies, and can even pull off a Kamehame- "No!" Ugggh what now!? "It's levio-SAAAAAAH!" Oooooh okay, Wingardium Leviosaaaaaah!
During his time in Final Fantasy’s School Academy SMG4 specializes as a Ice Magitek, which are stated to be perfect for controlling his foes across the battlefield, he utilizes this create a snowman which can punch foes from far distances, creates a giant ice block to knock out people, create ice sculptures, freeze people in place, create barriers, ice balls (which is shown to also freeze people), and a sweet ice board! Heck, just normal snowballs is enough to freeze people in place
SMG4 should have comparable magic to other magic users since he was trained by the funny rock with a wizard cape, which they can turn people into random objects, pull curses on people so that it makes them run endlessly with no way of stopping, undo curses which includes summoning lightning, swap bodies, make 2D fictional characters come to life, create portals to other worlds which can be used to BFR people, make huge explosions, set things on fire, can recall memories of others, destroy various kinds of information like videos, and grant wishes that can create a whole new timeline affecting everyone except for the person who does the spell and wisher and cannot be undone, no memories and anything to restore. SMG4 can also summon other characters, speaking of summoning…..
Summon/Portal Creation
SMG4 can clap his hands and create a portal and summon Tari from said portal seen above (Meme Guardians like SMG3 can also do this type of thing), and even without portal creation he just summon them by also clapping his hands and summon the likes of SMG3, Glitch Production characters?!? Mario Head, Mario himself, all his friends and even side characters. SMG4 has even shown the ability to summon youtubers and are actually willing to help SMG4.
Avatar Alternation, Transmutation, Soul Manipulation, and Sealing
Another interesting ability SMG4 has is to transmutate people and objects into anything he desires, he can change people’s designs and appearances (SMG3 is shown to also have this ability just by throwing or just snapping his fingers), turn people into items animals (even Karen into a normal cat), and turn any object into fish. SMG4 can even transmute himself and others into merch despite him already resisting Transmutation meaning it’s layered to some degree (See Resistances). This also applies when transmutating people it seals their very souls into the thing they are.
Power Absorption
SMG4 is shown the ability to absorb pink like attacks and redirect them right back at his targets.
Power Nullification
With a single touch, SMG4 is able to undo someone’s transformation into a different character, like the time Mario turned himself into SMG4 and gained all his abilities.
Non-Physical Interaction, Intangibility and Immortality Negation
When Mario's soul was floating up to heaven SMG4 was able to interact with his soul by throwing a rope at him and was able to pull Mario back down to continue the video seen above. This is consistent with him being able to interact with and straight up kill boos, who are intangible and incorporeal. He can also ride on clouds and relative Meme Guardians can interact with manifestations of their own ideas.
Vanish
bye bye :)
Mind, and Memory Manipulation
SMG4 has shown the ability to transfer information into others minds and call in other meme guardians with just using his big brain, memes have done something similar to this by showing 3 & 4 the origins of how they came to be.
SMG4 should have a relatively similar ability to Mario who is able to overload someone’s mind with transferring information about the lore of SMG4, causing them to quite literally explode.
Hacking, Information Analysis, Data & Technology Manipulation
SMG4 is shown to be the pretty crafty one in terms of hacking and gaining information on something or someone. He is able to hijack into monitors and security cameras, locate someone’s exact location despite being very inexperienced with fancy tech, pull out files of someone’s internet history (seen above), appear on people’s phones, and leak one's IP address. SMG4 can also travel within the internet itself.
Weapon Creation
Did you run out of equipment? Did any of it get destroyed in the process? Well, that's no big issue for SMG4 since he can always create more of them, repair the damage of any equipment that was fully destroyed and when talking creates them into reality for allies to use
Dream Manipulation
SMG4 can enter people's dreams, it's not elaborated as to how he got here but hey, he can enter dreams which allows him to control what happens in his own and others dreams, like summon Mario who creates a black hole, show people the most important and secret thing about making videos, and a horse…WHICH HAS GUNS!!! (also wings) He can also make fake exits.
Pingas Cannon…
He makes his pingas into a goddamn cannon. Peak ability of the year goes to-
Resistances
Pain Manipulation: Just watch ONE video of SMG4 and you’ll see how much a character can recover on a daily basis. That beside characters are just shown to tolerate pain, go back to endurance you speedrunning bitches, I know who you are.
Transmutation/Soul Manipulation: After being turned into a monkey, he was able to revert back to his normal self. It's similar to how he was turned into AI Art....yeah, that happened and when being touched by SWAGMASTER it changed his design but is shown to be fine. Even after being transmutated into an Ice structure he was shown to be fine later on.
Age Manipulation: SMG4 can always revert himself back to his young self after turning into a old man. Another thing worth mentioning is even when a character ages older or younger they'll be fine in the next video or instantly. None of the characters seemed to age in the mushroom wars saga. SMG4 can also undo SMG3 turning him younger from just saying words.
Electricity Manipulation: He and his friends survived the electric chair and no sale an electro sapper.
Extreme Temperatures (Heat/Cold/Space/Cosmic Radiation): SMG4 is able to withstand the heat of the sun and alongside his friends can survive the cold vacuum of space while playing basketball. SMG4 has even shown to be unaffected when dumping a bucket of ALS ice.
Mind Manipulation (Morality Manipulation, Mind Control, Memory Erasure, and Alternation): SMG4 is able to overwrite being possessed by Mario when he used Cappy He was unaffected by a TV which hit everyone throughout the planet (possibly the entire universe) and made everything and one stupid, it even affected Mario, despite resisting mind manipulation before. SMG4 was able to resist transferring his mind to Mario’s own, brain rot of content farms which corrupted Mario, escape ZERO’s Mind Torture Simulation and the influence of The God Box's anti-meme energy. He was also able to recover his mind from total informational destruction.
Soul Manipulation: SMG4, 3, and Mario got scared by the The Watermelon Man their souls went out of their bodies but only using them for a distraction and we see them just fine in the next scene, and Mario stared into SMG4's soul and removing it from his body and was also fine in the next scene. Which means SMG4 characters can still keep on going even with their souls being removed and is proven to be true with characters living without souls, SMG4 was gonna literally gonna make a deal Devil who he takes people’s souls for his own which he does to Mario, and Mario sells his soul to people all the time.
Radiation, Fragrance Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Physical Erasure, & Petrification: SMG4 and Mario are able to survive the toxic waste which was all the What If scenarios toxic fans came up with, and was fine looking Mario's disgusting stacheless face which is shown vaporizing people, petrifying them, detransformation, set on fire, and throwing up. Furthermore, the crew were fine living in a house full of mutated trash and was worse than chernobyl…WHAT?! In fact they're all just used to hanging out with Bob who hasn’t showered in 24 years!
BFR, Sealing, Banishment, Spatial Manipulation: If you wanna be cheap, Teleportation and Dimensional Travel cancel this. Originally he was stuck in Youtube itself which is a separate dimension from their dimension but in a later video can travel there and out freely, the same applies to the cancelled dimension, the backrooms which goes on infinitely and changes by a whim and the internet graveyard which banishes people from ever existing. Heck when being cancelled he wasn’t sent to the cancelled dimension
Poison/Toxins: SMG4 was able to survive having rat poison in his food...and also survive toxin from a potion
Sound Manipulation/Paralysis Inducement: While he wasn't able to resist Leggy's Boomburst, he was able to resist it later in the video
Information Gathering: Gaining information from SMG4 can quite literally make tools that can scan through your history explode from how purely awful it is…or it could be his videos which makes sense as we move onto-
Biological Manipulation, Death Manipulation, Madness Manipulation: Was able to come back just fine after being one shotted by MX. He is also able to survive watching his own videos which can kill people or drive them insane (which is consistent). SMG4 is able to withstand Weegee’s and Doll Luigi’s corruptions which drives people mad, change their faces and body, which is shown to passively spread.
Possibly Dimensional Manipulation: SMG4 should be comparable to Bob and Fishy Boopkins who after getting turned into two dimensional can revert back to their 3D selves easily, it makes sense since he, Tari and Saiko are able to physically interact and exist inside a two dimensional plane and still be 3D.
Reality Warping, and Plot/Narrative Manipulation: SMG4 can move the mouse clicker to a different option instead of going for the one the person wants to choose, and he was even able to outright KILL the narrator. Even the replaced one wasn't safe from his wrath, and it's the same narrator who has control over the entire emulator (which he views as fiction), and has control over the characters lives and all narrators should have narrative control over the stories.
Power Nullification/Modification/Amplification, Law Manipulation, and Space-Time Manipulation: SMG4 is able to enter youtube and can warp Space-Time without the restrictions of the watchers who watch over and are guardians of all of space-time. It’s pretty consistent with him using Cheat Codes as both Mario and another random dude were punished for modifying the game.
Acausality/Existence Erasure (Memory, Timeline, and History): The whole point of SMG3’s plan was to go back in time and replace SMG4 and his friends from ever meeting Mario erasing them from and being banished from ever existing which Mario forgets these events before eventually catching onto something being off before it’s revealed that they were shown to be fine along with all the others. They were only sent to the internet graveyard. Even low tiers like Frankie were erased in a similar manner and came back later on (which is the whole reason why SMG4 got turned into a monkey but was shown to be fine later on). SMG4 is also shown to just off himself from existence and he came back good as new. This is consistent with Mario doing the exact same thing he did and both have survived stuff like this throughout their wacky adventures. SMG4 even survived erasing the entire planet with the infinity gauntlet which erased all the minions from existence (They also came back later on). Also SMG4 is shown to be fine when bringing in his past self which would create a black hole in the process
Data & Information Manipulation (Type 2), Corruption, & Regeneration/Resurrection/Immortality Negation: He and SMG3 were able to endure ZERO's Corruption. Which was threatening their very physiology, and can kill avatars for good, preventing them coming back. Which is really impressive considering 1 and 2 weren’t also able to overcome these effects. This happens pretty consistently when SMG4, SMG3, and Mario were in the elevator which took them from the backrooms and into the Dark Web which was also threatening their data, endured the corrupted computer which affected the emulator’s textures and data (which are errors), this happens again and when Bugs killed Mario it destroyed their entire emulator but 4 and 3 are shown to be okay and Mario came back just fine right afterwards. Finally characters are able to defy and tank DMCA’s/Ceist and Dease orders which are shown to freeze people in place and remove original characters within the SMG4 universe from existence except for Nintendo characters like Bob, Fishy Boopkins, Luigi, and Mario. SMG4 was also shown to be fine by this effect, it even affected SwagMaster and Chris who seem like original characters at first, but little known fact they came from a nintendo 64 game called GOLDENEYE 07 basically being the source material they use for their movements. The only reason why SMG4 died was because of Luke deleting the channel, not because of the DMCA itself killing him.
Forms
SANSMG4
Remember how I said earlier about the “However“ in SMG4’s Factory...welllllll this was the however I was talking about. With this big shot of a form SMG4 can nullify your fame and power and bring you into a Sans like fight. He can summon Pingas-Blasters that act like Gaster Blasters which can be amplified, summon other memes and teleport around the area. In case this form fails he can always use the “in case of unfunny video” glass annnnd…just watch this.
BEEG SMG4
Heheh, BIG BEEG.
SMG4 Doll
WEEGEE, WEEGEEWEEGEEWEEGE WEEGEE. WEEGEEWEEGEE WEEGEE WEEGEE WEEEEGEEE! WEEGEE WEEGEE WEEGEE WEEGEE WEEGEEEWEEGEEEWEEEEEGEE WEEEEEEGGGGEEE, WEE GEE WEEEGEE!
Super Saiyan
Holy shit. Characters like SMG4 are able to just go Super Saiyan in which they get an increase in power, and speed. let out an immense aura around them, float in the air, gain access to instant transmission, teleport all over the place, fly across the universe in seconds, and…hm, I forgot what the last one wa- KamehameHAAAAAAA!!!
Super Saiyan Blue
Yeah, SMG4 has a Super Saiyan Blue form to go along with his Saiyan Potential. Total Badass!!!
IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT!!! (Inapplicable)
SMG4 was struggling to make the perfect video, one day he stumbled across a "Completely Regular Keyboard" so he decided to use it in order to make the perfect video. This Keyboard took control over him and in turn Peach's Castle. He couldn't be mentally freed until SMG3 talked him out of it and even couldn't be physically freed till he finished the video. As soon as he finishes the video, the Keyboard stops working and SMG4 can leave. However, the environmental effects of the Keyboard still linger, and the castle (or general area) would still be dangerous.
He can Sink Mario, Meggy, and SMG3 into a void, Create a Beeg SMG4 to block a staircase, who could only be defeated through reacting to memes properly. Said Beeg SMG4 even blocked Mario's BLJ. Created a Toad with long muscular legs, and created multiple tentacles inside and outside Peaches castle.
It even had an old model of himself trapped in a mirror. Said Mirror is impenetrable from the outside. Once it dragged SMG3 in, he was frozen, and also an old model of himself. SMG3 was only freed once Mario and Meggy were able to defeat him while seemingly attached to…is that fucking RED dude? If the Old Model catches you, you're probably going to be stuck in the castle for a while.
What is this form's downside and why is it inapplicable? SMG4 doesn't have that keyboard on him anymore, and even if he did it'd be extremely out of character for him to use it again because not only it harms himself (mentally) but also his friends in the process. Plus, the keyboard doesn't even belong to him, that belongs to Mr. Puzzles rather than SMG4 himself. While yes, he can transform into this form again when duplicating in a later video without the need of the keyboard, I still believe this form should not be used because again it's extremely out of character for him to use and its something he literally rejects later down the line when BonziBuddy tried to do something similar to him. Blur is NOT using this form 😭
Luke Lerdwichagul (In terms of interesting facts)
So during research I came to the realization that there have been multiple occasions that SMG4 and Luke are basically the same person. SMG4 and Luke have confirmed this themselves outright, and even have the same memories and experiences. There was even a live stream SMG4 himself announced to the very audience he was gonna do directly and guess who was streaming…LUKE. Heck when being hit by the Super Chad Switch 4 it turns him into Luke, when being scared out of his mind, he tried exiting the emulator and into Glitch Productions (aka The Great Beyond), his ID card LITERALLY shows Luke himself. So there’s enough evidence for both Luke & SMG4 being the same character, both before and after the lore of the god box ended.
Just to get this out of the way, I heavily advise NOT to use this in a combative sense considering…this is a real person. This was only added in because it was a neat fact I found out
Feats
Accomplishments
Consistently shown to hate the first video he ever made
Was inspired by Megaman765's videos
The Western Spaghetti is really, really, REALLY good!!!
Surprisingly makes a ton of references to Death Battle
Is like one the few reasons as to making one of the most successful indie productions ever, to the point of getting various series on some streaming websites
Wrote "Swag is best" one bajillion times in almost 4 minutes
Has saved the universe on enormous occasions
Survived many arcs
Defeated Mario, The Crew, SMG3, Ztar, Francis, Mr. Puzzles, Waluigi, Niles, and more!
Hates content farms, based...
...Was caught doing content farming, never mind
Listens to ASMR while making Youtube videos…based
Had a conclusion he was creatively satisfied with.
Strength
Can lift 988888888888888888899999999999993113234354356363774747534 bars of gold (roughly around 4.4856e+59 POUNDS OF GOLD!)
Was able to one shot Giant Mario Head, who is capable of destroying the planet and hold an entire pocket dimension inside him (Dwarf Star to Universal)
SMG4 can consistently pick up Mario who weighs infinite pounds and throw him at 4th wall shattering it in the process (High Universal)
Alongside Mario, and Fishy Boopkins were able break out of an infinite sized pocket dimension with no escape (High Universal)
Alongside the crew, Puzzles and Mr. WPNZ were able to close a temporal rift which would have destroyed the entire universe (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Got so angry he crashed the computer (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Crashed the emulator with the Tool Gun & Physics Gun (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology
Luke kicks a Leggy plushie from the great beyond to the emulator.
Can kill the Narrator who should have narrative control over the entire emulator and views it as fiction (6D, See the Cosmology)
Luke and SMG4 are canonically the same person, Luke has full control over not only the entire SMG4 universe but all universes that connect into the real world, like Glitch shows, and causally kicks the god box (6D, See the Cosmology)
Speed & Stamina
SMG4 ran so fast he was able to travel to another solar system entirely. (4.73 Billion C)
SMG4, SMG3, Mario, and Luigi were able to travel a domain expansion and back to where they were which goes on endlessly (Infinite Stamina)
Meggy and SMG4 are capable of writing "Swag is best" one bajillion times in almost 4 minutes which is impossible to calc since it’s not a real number but in the world of the emulator it just is??? (Infinite Stamina)
SMG4 and Mario were moving so fast they both appeared in multiple places at the same time (Infinite)
SMG4 threw an AniMatez figure of himself very fast it went to other realities outside of the SMG4 Universe and it hit Meggy, he does this again but throws it from the great beyond to the emulator…twice…THREE TIMES (Immeasurable)
Can move freely from the Emulator and into Youtube which holds their entire space-time continuum, Luigi needed to meditate to even enter the place and was punished by the watchers. SMG4 wasn’t punished by doing this, meaning he likely transcends it. (Immeasurable)
Can pilot a ship which can travel throughout the great beyond which is above their space-time continuum (Immeasurable)
Durability
GOOD LORD WHERE TO EVEN START!
Survived getting his penis stuck to a door (totally Boundless like cmon guys)
Withstanding being hurt while trying to pronounce Susan’s last name for nearly 400,010,231 ROUNDS!!!
The SnowTrapped Episode
Survived and Tanks hits from SCP-682…WHAT?!!?
Survived being crushed by the moon...TWICE!
Was able to tank Fishy Boopkins singing, which blew up the entire planet
Tanks SMG3’s laser which blows up the entire planet and can erase things from existence, even sources to characters’ immortality
Can survive being inside a black hole and the destruction of it
SMG4, 3, and Mario were able to survive a dead universe being tossed at them by ZERO (Universal, See the Cosmology)
Survived Luigi crashing into him after he got sent to a different dimension
After Mario was killed by Bugs Bunny the emulator was destroyed but him and 3 were shown to be just fine (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Really just a whole lot of nonstop torture for almost a decade and a half!
Scaling
Mario
This version of Mario is stupid in all senses of the word, both in his really really low intelligence, and how many insane feats he has. And luckily thanks to almost every single video, and especially War of the Fat Italians, SMG4 and Mario have constantly shown to be on par with each other consistently.
Mario spent 10 million years breaking down a wall without any showings of being tired
Partied so hard it caused Peach’s castle to burst into flames
Blows away a plane to a whole other solar system to another sun.
Mario being unbelievably fat made Kirby explode from the inside…jesus christ
When using his Z-Power move "Italian Thunderfat" he blew up the entire planet
Mario grew bigger than the entire planet and used a Pokeball to captured the entire world
Mario flew from earth to the sun in exactly 5 seconds...TWICE (208.4 c - 57,459,903 c, MFTL to MFTL+)
Gets sent flying from one galaxy to another galaxy from a huge explosion (6 Trillion c, MFTL+)
Mario uses a bunch of Legos to get from earth to the very edge of the galaxy in 3 seconds
Turns into a whole universe (Universal, duh)
Shot Waluigi an infinite distance (High Universal and Infinite)
Mario after over using a time machine accidently destroyed the entire universe and was able to move in a void with space and time no longer existing. But after going back in time to prevent that event from happening again he was able to recover his universe...TWICE…THREE TIMES!!! (one of these instances is Mario traveling through space-time without the need of a device and just pure speed alone) (5D and Immeasurable, See the Cosmology)
Mario runs so fast it results in an exact clone of himself with inverted colors (Infinite)
Can punch himself so had he literally traveled back to the present (Immeasurable)
Shot himself to the sun and accidentally destroyed it, which affected other game universes (Multiversal+ - 5D and Likely Immeasurable, See the Cosmology)
Back Long Jumped so much he and Weegee Doll were glitching out the infinite stairway and were transported to somewhere else entirely (Immeasurable)
Came back after everything got sucked into a black hole (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Mario extended his leg from earth to the moon and sun and to the youtube channel (6.41c - 4990c, likely Immeasurable/FTL to MFTL+ to Immeasurable)
Mario shot himself to the Comet Observatory, this happens again but Omni-Man sends him there (50.25 Million c - 30 Trillion c)
After performing a glitch it changed the entire universe into a different Youtube channel entirely (5D, See the Cosmology)
Mario BLJ so fast it created a wormhole which sent him to 4 different universes which is backed up with another Mario doing something similar. (Immeasurable)
Mario BLJ through the youtube and shot himself into the great beyond before fucking with presumbly time and shot himself back to the emulator (2.64 Trillion c - 315.57 Quadrillion c, Immeasurable/MFTL+ to Immeasurable)
Mario uses a computer to gain knowledge about everything in the known universe in 12 seconds (1.2130909e+80 c/121.3 Septenvigintillion c - Infinite, MFTL+ to Infinite)
Can tank attacks from Luke and hit him back (6D)
The Meme Guardians
The Meme Guardians are the ones who keep balance to the emulator. From 4’s evil doppelganger to meme guardian and one of his closest friends (despite him suggesting otherwise), SMG4 and SMG3 duking it out should solidly net 4 some other feats as well from former arch nemesis. 1 & 2 are also Meme Guardians that SMG4 can summon and be able to go on par with them with their power.
SMG3 kicked a dude to the sun in a second which blew up in the process (416.95 C) [MFTL]
Much like SMG4 also Withstanding being hurt while trying to pronounce Susan’s last name for nearly, and again 400,010,231 ROUNDS!!!
Survived brightening up his bomb cafe which even burns down the forest
SMG4, SMG3, Mario, and Luigi were able to travel a domain expansion and back to where they were which goes on endlessly (Infinite Stamina)
Same reaction speed feat SMG4 and Mario were able to pull off (Infinite)
SMG4, 3, and Mario were able to survive a dead universe being tossed at them by ZERO (Universal)
SMG3’s song was so loud it crashed the emulator (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
After Mario was killed by Bugs Bunny the emulator was destroyed but him and 4 were shown to be just fine (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Both 1 & 2 were able to destroy the god box (6D, See the Cosmology)
The Crew
Can’t have SMG4 without the crew right? They’ve been through so much, suffered, bonded, and so much more, but they still manage to stick with each other no matter what. Especially with their own feats such as…
Meggy somehow survives the entire episode of SMG3’s New Mascot
Alongside SMG4 are capable of writing "Swag is best" one bajillion times in almost 4 minutes which is impossible to calc since it’s not a real number but in the world of the emulator it just is??? (Infinite Stamina)
Leggy ran so fast she went to different mediums before crashing the computer (5D and Immeasurable, See the Cosmology)
Tari is capable of a whole digital world away from Wren’s West World.
Tari can target multiple ducks at once and gained over an infinity score (Infinite)
SMG4, SMG3, Mario, and Luigi were able to travel a domain expansion and back to where they were which goes on endlessly (Infinite Stamina)
Saiko and Karen can send a giant bell out of the Troposphere.
Bob destroyed one of the tv channels (which he and Boopkins tanked) by becoming 3 Dimensional and punching a 2 Dimensional character (Universal, See the Cosmology)
Fishy Boopkins was able to break out of an endless domain expansion with his own infinite realm (High Universal)
Bob sends Toad to the sun which blows up and leaving the emulator to darkness (Multiversal+ - 5D and Immeasurable, See the Cosmology)
Melony Tanks Niles fusing with SMG0, which generated this huge explosion which changed the world’s environment in the process
Melony slices the emulator in half, leaving only its textures in the process (Multiversal + - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Whimpu transforms an entire mountain into a gigantic womario person
Jub Jub throws Saiko’s hammer across the planet 4 times over
Weegee Doll Back Long Jumped so much he and Mario were glitching out the infinite stairway and were transported to somewhere else entirely (Immeasurable)
Some of the cast members like Luigi & Meggy are able to endure hits from people in the great beyond (6D, See the Cosmology)
The Mushroom Kingdom Residents
The other goobers within the universe! All characters SMG4 and crew should either be relative to or just superior.
Everyone survived cooking with Meggy
The Death Cube shatters a gigantic wall and sends Mr. Puzzles flying a far distance
Freddy Fazbear can become as big as entire planets, Yellow Guy also does this
Head Mario shatters the emulator’s background leaving a starry background in the process (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Egg Dog was able to throw Nintendo HQ to another solar system and into the sun (18.99 Billion C, MFTL+)
Kirby can travel across the milky way in a second (2.27 Trillion c, MFTL+)
Kirby eats the wormhole device which takes Rosalina’s flying observatory from the furthest place in the universe to earth in 8 seconds (183.46 Quardillion c, MFTL+)
Peach pulls off the same sun destruction feat as Mario (Multiversal+ - 5D and Immeasurable, See the Cosmology)
Sakurai copyrights the video (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
After Eggman & Lord Crump destroyed the item block which was from it the SMG4 Universe, it created a wormhole and destroyed space and time itself. Sonic was able to outpace for a little bit before getting sucked in and which destroyed the emulator. Eggman was shown to be fine and was able to move in this black void and was able to restore the entire it. In later videos it's shown that Sonic the derphog and the SMG4 verse share the same universe (5D and Immeasurable, See the Cosmology)
Jesus files from earth to heaven in a second (1.22 to 245.1 Quintillion c - Infinite, MFTL+ to Infinite)
The Narrator views the emulator as fiction and can causally warp and deletes it (6D, See the Cosmology)
The Narrator is capable of punching people so hard they are sent flying into the future (Immeasurable)
The Residents were able to tank blows from Luke directly and even attack him back (6D, See the Cosmology)
Calling All Villains
Every hero needs a villain. And oh boy does SMG4 have an abundance of them. From eldritch incantations, greedy expectations, hate, love and rejection. SMG4 should reasonably scale to all these bad doers maining because in WOTFI 2025 blatantly shows 4, the crew, and allies just beating up all the past villains, including ZERO/Niles.
Wren is capable of bringing digital beings and tried to bring the simulation itself into the living world (2 to possibly 3x Uni, High Uni - Low Multi)
Mr. Puzzles head contains 999 channels all of which are their own universes (999xUni, High Uni - Low Mult, See the Cosmology)
After Mr Puzzles got all five stars he had full control over everything in the SMG4 Channel and its characters (Debatably Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
Ztar destroys the sun (Multiversal+ - 5D and Immeasurable, See the Cosmology)
As of recent news from the Zamination channel which was approved by Luke himself, Mr. Puzzles somehow survived closing the temporal rift from the inside which would have destroyed the universe!!! (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
ZERO picked up a dead universe and toss it at SMG4, 3, and Mario (Universal)
ZERO/Nlies can destroy emulators and was gonna destroy the emulator the SMG4 crew live in if the god wasn’t stopped (Multiversal+ - 5D, See the Cosmology)
THE OPTIONAL STUFF
This is where I put stuff for Glitch, and Youtubers.
Glitch Productions
Knights Of Guinevere
While vague and little confirmation atm, Guinevere is capable of creating stars and is empowered by one.
The Gaslight District
Uhm, well uhhhhhhhhhhh
The Amazing Digital Circus
Caine has admitted himself to have created other worlds and the entire digital circus from pure nothingness Kinger, one of the programmers who knows and made Caine, even backs up this claim. The digital world should hold their own suns and stars, and NPCs view them as a different world (Universal)
talk about hard carrying jesus christ
Murder Drones
Uzi can create black holes which includes…
Another wall but this time through an elevator (1.05 Yottatons of TNT)
WHILE BEING POSSED BY ME CREATED A NULL HOLE THAT ALSO CREATED SPEARS (8.71 Yottatons of TNT) ~ Cyn ;p
Uzi directly tanks the Core’s Explosion (139 Zeattons of TNT)
Other worker drones also tank the explosion (1.2 - 3.74 Zeattons of TNT)
N can pilot the Disassembly Drone Ship in close quarters with space debris (442c, MFTL)
A simple worker drone is capable of reacting and moving out of the of a Disassembly Drone Ship crashing onto the planet, the same ships that can travel at interstellar distances (127.32 c, MFTL)
Yeva gets a 16.6 septillion score while playing fucking tertis in 3-4 seconds (802 Billion c - 53 Trillion c, MFTL+)
Sunset Paradise
Well you see…uhm…hmmmm…
Meta Runner
Tari can reflect and parried a boulder that it caused a shockwave (1.41 Tons of TNT)
Tari can evade multiple meteors
Tari has control over cyberspace which Theo states to be a universe and she can search throughout the cyber realm in 6 seconds (8.58e+39 to 1.39e+107 times FTL)
Belle summons a mountain-spanning storm with the meteor spellbook (455 Megatons of TNT)
Other Youtubers
Shockhat
Dyna Blade slashes through the animation leaving a black void (Multiversal+ to 5D, See the Cosmology)
Kirby travels across several planets before reaching Jambandra’s Base in 3 to 4 seconds (197.2 c to 21,173.2, MFTL to MFTL+)
Marx gets sent flying towards Galactic Nova in almost 2 seconds
Gooey hits Marx so hard he is sent flying towards Galactic Nova
Kirby and friends are able to tank a plane exploding in their face
Elfilin used all their power to close the portal between Kirby’s universe and the forgotten lands (Possibly 2x Universal, High Uni-Low Multiversal)
The Warp Star is able to travel from Kirby’s universe to the forgotten lands through sheer speed (Immeasurable)
Kirby hits Elfilin’s left frozen kidney so hard it caused a massive explosion which caused multiple crystals to spread across the world (which is confirmed to be a sort of demon), one even destroying an entire city
Crash Time brighten ups the entire computer which erases Shockhat
Elfilin hits Bonkers so hard they cracked the planet in half.
This got a chuckle out of me, and this made me laugh to death
Vannamelon
Melon and Lemon defeated The Red One, who was gonna take over all kingdoms and destroy every fruity champion from the past and present day.
Monika can pull people from the real world and into the game, which is consistent that she can reach the great beyond through her hands only and the parody song being outright confirmed to be canon.
Odd1sout
Nathaniel Bandy
Weaknesses
As successful as SMG4 is, he's not without his weak points. He can be somewhat arrogant and in the wrong whenever he’s trying to prove a point to others and making things perfect like trying to make the perfect video and even dragging Melony’s own name and manga to dirt with his ads, which has shown to push himself and others away from each other.
Another thing that hurts 4 is that sometimes his first instinct is that he tries going head on blazing without thinking rationally which makes a lot of sense considering that his perceptual lack of human interaction and crippling social anxiety results from several unethical work hours making him go a tiny bit coo-coo crazy…uh, I mean penis.
What really breaks the camel's back is that…this man is so very easily startled and frightened by just about anything, from horrific godlike beings beyond our comprehension…to a book falling off a shelf…so you’re kinda working with a dude who’s more afraid than Courage The Cowardly Dog and Scooby Doo combined, which can make him act before he thinks kinda backfiring himself in the process. Though these flaws haven't stopped SMG4 from always getting back up and trying again, for his friends.
BEFORE WE CONCLUDE!!!
Cosmology
…
MonkeyBoi has decided to stop existing
(Credit goes to TheEpicAvenger for explaining the cosmology which things have been rephrased here)
Ohhhh boy let’sa go...
The Emulator
EMULATOR ITSELF:
It all starts here, the emulator itself. The emulator and characters run off of pure data, coding, memes, and the avatars themselves, basically being the fundamental building blocks and making up everything within the cosmology. The universe in canon is called SMG4land and is stated multiple times to be a universe. Pretty simple right? Not so much.
GAME UNIVERSES & OTHER DIMENSIONS;
The emulator has mannnny other universes within the form of games and we get a general idea of what they are. These game universes are contained within the universe because of how Spudnick refers to his game which is surprisingly backed up in many > videos < (this one especially specifies it to be a “UNIVERSE”). And in these games, characters and the worlds themselves are viewed as literally 2D and it’s confirmed by Saiko when she was in her game again. Even Mario backs this up when he went on his adventures in other games. Which is REALLY consistent.
With this in mind the average emulator should contain multiple universes in the form of video games, as well as dimensions that are all connected in SMG4land. These would include The Upside Down (aka Hell) which has been stated to be another plane of existence and that it contains demons, likely being Hell itself, this should also apply to Heaven, the TV dimension takes place in Mr. Puzzles' head, there are a total of 999 Channels, and they contain their own planets, moons, suns, and stars. And they all seem to operate as their own separate universes as it requires some use of dimensional travel to get from one channel to another, the Cancelled Dimension, where people end up when they do or say something very offensive or illegal on the internet where the only way to escape this dimension is if someone collects all 8 receipts and makes an apology video, and finally The Rejection Dimension being stated by Waluigi to be created by his own nothingness, devoid of any life or companionship
TIMELINES & MULTIVERSE;
Now we do have a minimum estimate on how many universes there are, a grand total of at least 8,052,011 universes!!! And there seems to be other versions of these characters within the cosmology which are also backed up (this also happens in Meta Runner) and are viewed to be alternate timelines (which is also consistent, wow there is surprisingly a lot of consistency for SMG4…). The collab videos and what if videos should also be their own separate timelines as fans are shown to have the ability to have control over the narrative as long as SMG4 approves it (The SMG4 wiki even backs this up which in universe is stated to have all knowledge in their own known universe).
Finally there are also statements of it to being a multiverse, while this seems a bit farfetch as you may think the video is shown to be noncanon SMG4 is pretty much aware of the events that transpired where he thinks Mario coming back is some multiverse stuff happening, the blatant statement of a spider-verse existing which is actually canon, and Smart Mario even further proves that are is indeed a Multiverse and there to be at least 14,605,000 POSSIBLE MULTIVERSES!
INFINITE UNIVERSES/TIMELINES;
Probably the hardest part to discuss about the cosmology. After looking through the entirety of SMG4 and other media there's an argument for infinite timelines/universes and there were two methods I found that could be considerable.
The first one is Wario goes through a sort of Groundhog's day which was a curse that caused him an eternity of death being done by Death himself. Why does this matter? Weeelll, in one of Wario's deaths he gets ran over by Mario driving a taxi and it's connected to Super Mario Taxi where we don't see Wario getting ran over because of adapting to his endless cycle of death, same location and everything. The main issue of this method could have for working is that it’s heavily relying on how you interpret this scene entirely as it could just be a timeline reset and nothing else, though not entirely impossible since again there are what if where the villains win, Mario not being affected by the guardian pod, Desti not dying and so much more, and it does stay within SMG4 territory without using crossovers.
The second method I found is a whole lot more simple and it’s from a youtuber…Crisp Rat…of all things. There is a video called Crisp Rat in MARIO MULTIVERSE MANDESS where he travels across the mario multiverse including SMG4’s universe. One of these universes he stumbles across is the SML universe (yes, really), which is and I kid you not stated to have infinite dimensions, and like I said before Stinky Blue Rat is consistently a relative in the SMG4 Universe.
Overall;
While it is admittedly hard to buy, it isn’t too impossible to pull some strings for their verses to be connected and containing Infinite Universes/Timelines and is even further supported with the fact Yoshi just straight up goes to Twenty Five ways to Kill Yoshi. Still though, the emulator itself should get around roughly 112 Trillion x Universal when multiplying 14 million multiverses with one multiverse holding at least 8,052,011 universes, which is Multiversal, still impressive regardless. Multiversal+ is a bit harder to argue but can still work to some degree.
Now for another question, how big are these universes/timelines exactly? Well...INFINITE. This is where we get to our next stop.
The Backrooms
Yes really, there is a Backrooms within the cosmology which is...weirdly consistent. This place has multiple creatures within this area constantly warping and changing its appearance making it nearly impossible for one to escape.
Now how does this trace back to all universes being infinite? Well it’s actually mentioned that the Backrooms acts like a type of liminal dimension which they directly compare it to the game universes. If you don’t know what liminal spaces are, they include ideas of areas spatially being infinite and endless in-scope which Boopkins says The Backrooms has over an infinite amount of rooms sort of forever expanding and changing.
If that isn’t convincing enough and you want more proof on infinite size, well…SMG4 and gang were trapped in a domain expansion highway that basically goes on endlessly with no exits, so there’s that…”but that’s cheap” you may be saying dear reader, you want more convincing than something some dumb argument for a domain expansion being strong proof? Welllll we need to talk about one thing before going there.
The Astral Plane
There’s nothing too special about The Astral Plane but you can ascend to this plane with the right state of mind and within this plane you can take people’s spirits here. However there is more to this state of mind as you can access…
Space-Time Continuum and Youtube Itself
I already talked about Space-Time and Youtube stuff before but I’ll keep it brief this time.
Youtube is a dimension being viewed as fiction by us, the audience. It contains other youtube channels and videos, it also holds their very own space-time continuums which are watched by the watchers. They also connect to other universes. There are past and future timelines which SMG4 and the crew can affect. Its even shown to be a higher reality similar to game universes which SMG4 is shown to travel to and uses casually TWICE. Meaning he should likely defy the laws of space-time without being punished by The Watchers and not needing to go to the Astral Plane. It also has memeholes and hyperspace which kinda has functions like real life wormholes so that´s pretty cool.
Sooooo that’s it, a pretty solid 5D cosmology is where the verse peaks at right...right?
The Internet Graveyard
Nope! Now we need to talk more about THE LORE of SMG4. Freaking great.
The Internet Graveyard is a dimension that people on the internet aka Youtubers or memes that become irreverent go to whenever they die. It’s a very crucial part of this cycle called the meme cycle. as explained by SMG3. When a meme gets popular they will materialize into the emulator which is essentially the living world where they go to make videos with SMG4. When a meme dies or becomes not popular on the internet, it goes here. This includes beings like Troll Face, Pingas, Baldi, Anime, etc. Name a dead meme that used to be popular and it's somewhere. When they become relevant again, they go back to the living realm. This dimension/realm was created by the first meme guardian SMG0 and Niles to assure that corrupted memes were uncorrupted. It’s very safe to say that this is likely the lowest place throughout the cosmology and isn’t bound by the emulator, because it would have been destroyed alongside 0’s world. Even confirming that it’s in a whole different dimension in of itself.
The God Box and Great Beyond
Now we make way for our final stop to The Great Beyond, the highest place within the cosmology. The Great Beyond to some characters is viewed as a much higher reality than anything they have ever seen, a place between places and a magical dimension that connects ALL universes together, and where it contains the greater of SMG4’s channel which contain his Avatar’s life living here, with Luke having full and total control over not just all worlds in the emulator, but also Glitch Productions. Characters even view him as a type of god. It also has multiple layers from how far away it is by comparison to the Emulator itself (at most 5 or 6) which is where people like Luke, The Narrator, and us the audience reside in, and characters are causally shown to enter or travel to this dimension no problem
The God Box holds unlimited power and is shown to kill people who try to gain this power. It is essentially something that resides in The Great Beyond, which contains mysteries of the world they live in that are unspeakable horrors. Those who open it will unleash things that are beyond our understanding, those mysteries being Dead Universes and anti-memes. Anti-Memes are beings that after becoming too corrupted and their universe collapses pieces of their world and memes reside here. Dead Universes look like entire islands but are really the size of a universe, however they aren’t infinite in size which is made very clear because it’s a PIECE of the universes that were destroyed which is even described as universes (Niles here is likely furthering to making their perfect universe), holding the likes of 1&2’s universe.
The God Box is essentially in a meta sense all the broken computer stuff Luke has in an average box, and has a will of summoning people and granting wishes to those who pray to it and making them true, which is how Niles came into reality. Though Niles felt like there was something wrong with him feeling imperfect, wanting the God Box to fix him and make become perfect once again, so it granted Niles more power and destroyed Mage, the first emulator to be brought into the world.
This would make The God Box infinitely higher than a single emulator at minimum which would make it possibly a 6D threat.
Now how does SMG4 scale to all of this? Well…Luke. Yes really. Luke only sees the box as a typical normal box and is casually shown to just kick it with zero effort and characters are shown to just…attack Luke himself, so like…SMG4 kinda cheats this one. Buuut if you don’t like this method and want to find something else without Luke because again…he’s a real life person, 4 still scales to it regardless because 3 & 4 are quite literally shown destroying the god box…So that’s nice.
Summary
In conclusion, SMG4’s cosmology within the emulator at first glance may seem like a Universe that is made up of information which it is, but in actuality can range towards Multiversal with there being 112 trillion Timelines/Universes within the emulator. With there being Multiversal+ arguments if you buy into the idea of Crisp Rat or Wario Eternity Deaths being the saving graces for Infinite Timelines/Universes, which are infinite in size with their own space-time continuum which are shown connected to one another.
There is the astral plane and enough meditation can allow one to enter Youtube itself, where it’s viewed as a type of fiction to the audience and a higher space-time continuum which would be 5D and finally the great beyond being 6D where it’s a space between spaces holding every universe together which real life people reside in!
I even made a chart just to make things a little more clearer
Isn't SMG4…inconsistent?
I think this needs some addressing because it’s a really frustrating thing that keeps getting brought up for SMG4 characters having anti-feats and completely ignoring how their gags work.
So if you have seen some videos, SMG4 characters have shown to be knocked out from some very VERY simple things or even just flat out dying because of nonsensical & wacky antics happening in the process until the next episode, so some of the feats that may be presented could be pretty iffy on their own and maybe even outright inapplicable when examining them very closely…when that's kinda the whole appeal of how SMG4’s videos structurally work.
SMG4 in canon is a cartoon where if something that would normally kill a normal person happen, they’re shown to be fine because of a joke being written like this or because of a meme sound which is the soul of the series and how gags work. Literally being in SMG4’s list of funny ideas. And again the emulator itself and characters runs off of pure data, coding, memes, and the avatars themselves, basically being the fundamental building blocks and making up everything within the cosmology, which is surprisingly back up for how the meme cycle works. Heck there are multiple things within the cosmology that stays pretty consistent as crazy as that sounds.
“Wouldn’t suing SMG4 and getting the channel deleted again work?”
Now this is a good question and which I have an answer to. For how insane it is for SMG4 to come back from practically anything you throw at him, he isn’t totally IMPOSSIBLE to kill. If his youtube channel were to be deleted then that’ll permanently take him out for good…THOUGH that was done because of DMCA hitting his channel hard and killing off original characters which he and other Nintendo Characters like Bob, Fishy Boopkins, Luigi and of course Mario were unaffected by, and even if someone were to try to get him into a lawsuit and get his channel deleted, it’s pretty unlikely to work because SMG4 already won that lawsuit and only had to change his avatar from not looking like Mario. Miyamoto in universe is actually really chill with SMG4 and the crew, to hammer it further in a later video “Mario opens Christmas Presents sent by YOU!” SMG4 is still able to use his Mario like form, so it makes the argument of “what if said opponent tried copyrighting SMG4” pretty moot at best. To kill this argument even further, in a similar manner, characters like Mario despite Nintendo getting destroyed meaning he could no longer exist was shown to be okay when it was destroyed again in a later video. This can likely suggest toons within the verse have some adaptability to their sources of immortality being deleted or destroyed which is further proved by the fact that 4 is shown to be okay in later videos after this method was used on him again.
“What about serious videos though, didn’t SMG4 one time get injured too hard in the episode Enough is Enough where he had to get patched up?”
This is another interesting point to make. SMG4 was hurt very badly here during an important story-point involving Karen, I won’t try to deny that. But the thing is, using this example as an anti-feat for SMG4 and other characters’ toon force in general within an episode that’s taking itself very seriously is pretty disingenuous for how again how their gags work. SMG4 not only has shown to survive explosions very similar and bigger, but survived way, WAY worse things than something as simple as getting hit pretty hard by an average explosive. Heck, SMG4 was stated to still be alive in the exact same episode, only needing to be patched up right afterwards, and in the very last video on his channel which is a VERY important part of the channel, when his head was literally cut off, he didn't.
To hammer this point even more if you REALLY want to assume SMG4 is inconsistent because of how the nature of the series works that applies to A LOT of other cartoons like Looney Tunes, SpongeBob, Tom and Jerry and so many others. In fact Death Battle did buy those verses getting Universal to Multiversal ranges of power despite having their own fair share of anti and skeptical feats which is proven with SpongeBob literally having anti-feats mentioned in his episode before going into the more absurdity of his cosmic feats because of how the nature of that franchise works. So there's no reason to think SMG4 characters couldn’t get that treatment either. Not saving it’s 100% possible for their feats to be fully bought because of one reason or another sure, but there are still things that could suggest the verse getting that high.
Overall
“Thank you for being the best friend a guy could have…”
AP/Strength:
Low End: Multi Solar System to Universal+
Mid End: Multiversal+ to 5D (imo this safest and most reasonable scaling to go with)
High End: 6D (Possibly Outerversal if you buy The Great Beyond as R>F, which like…no)
Speed:
Low End: 4.73 Billion c - 183.46 Quardillion c (MFTL+)
Mid End: 1.22 Quintillion c - 121.3 Septenvigintillion c (MFTL+)
High End: Infinite - Immeasurable
Durability:
Should be the same as AP/Strength
Notable Equipment: Various Guns, War Robot Mech, Mighty Mushroom, Waluigi Launcher, Mario Power Ups, Laser Gun, Pencil, Infinity Gauntlet, Tanks, Dragons, Emoticon, THE WALLS, Various outfits THE FUCKING DEATH STAR AND IMPERIAL STAR DESTROY, Smart Phone, Computer, NES Zapper, Anti Viruses, Tool Gun, Weegee Board, Chests, Waluigi´s Staff, Meme Balls, Meme Factory, Power Stars, Youtube Remote, Guardian Pod And soooo much more
Notable Abilities: Reality Warping, Plot/Narrative Manipulation, Duplication, Size Alternation, Weapon Creation, Hammerspace, Space-Time Manipulation, Physics Manipulation, Acausality, Dimensional Travel, Power Nullification, Summoning Shapeshifting, Power Mimicry, High Godly Regeneration, Transmutation, Data Manipulation, Information Gathering, Power Absorption Dream Manipulation, and soooo much more
Notable Resistances: Pain Manipulation, Transmutation, Soul Manipulation, Electricity Manipulation, Extreme Temperatures (Cold and Heat), Fragrance Manipulation, Radiation, Petrification, Information Gathering, Madness Manipulation, Death Manipulation, Biological Manipulation, Dimensional Manipulation, Reality Warping, Plot/Narrative Manipulation, Existence Erasure, Acausality, Law Manipulation, Space-Time Manipulation, Power Nullification/Modification, Data Manipulation, Informational Manipulation, Regeneration Negation, Resurrection Negation, and Immortality Negation.
Overall: A great pull of abilities & resistances which makes it very tricky to take him out
Overall IQ, Skills, and Experience: Gifted to Possibly being a Genius. Is surprisingly very crafty in terms of using people's advantages against them, very stealthy and prepped when the time calls for it, won’t be as easily fooled when trying to trick him into something he wouldn't do twice, capable of creating sentient technology and functional vehicles out of nothing but paper, and with how wild spread of equipment SMG4 has, it makes him pretty unpredictable and can always create more or restore them if destroyed making it tricky to get rid of his equipment for good. SMG4 has even been on crazy adventures since he first landed in the mushroom kingdom from grounded to even cosmic levels which in these instances are shown to be a great team player too, willing to help and show care to his friends in dyer situations and even team up with villains like SMG3 & Mr. Puzzles
Other noteworthy stuff
Multiple items to amp himself and others up, like various Mario items, his phone, The Power Stars, Youtube Remote, Memes, Tatura Rimehide, etc
Cheat Codes, Load & Saves, and the amount of endurance a character can tank a daily basis from cut to pieces to being erased from history and having their very physiology fully destroyed which is informational in its nature and coming back instantly makes it extremely difficult to kill off SMG4, let alone the main cast or even low tiers
Can summon just about any character he so desires throughout the series
Numerous methods of Sealing, Existence Erasure, Space-Time Manipulation, Plot Manipulation & Transmutation that aren't easy to counter due to being either layered or versatile
Gaining any kind of information on SMG4 would passively destroy any technology and someone's sanity if they were given that chance
Unironically had one of the best conclusions to an indie series
Is what helped made Glitch so big
Thankfully did not make a 67 joke!!
The Perfect Matchup?
CORY VS SMG4!!!!
Wasn’t expecting this huh? Probably was expecting something like DA Cell or heck even something obscure like Aphmau to be my preferred one for SMG4. Weeelllll while those are very good matchups for SMG4 for their own reasons, a friend of mine actually kinda sold me on the mu and might honestly be my preference for the meme machine, so I’ll let them take over this part of the blog for me (I’m really tired of writing lolz)...
Hello, ts I Lain here to explain the wonders of Cory vs SMG4, for a basis i think i want to talk about where this originally came from, that being Zalgo vs Scarlet King (Yes i know) Basically Cory is pretty integral to the Zalgo side so eventually as most vs debaters do, begin coming up with matchups, which eventually became Cory vs SMG4, and after awhile on sitting on it, yeah this is really fun, like stupidly fun.
Starting with the most obvious are connections between the two. Childhood icons of both Gmod and Minecraft respectively, they exist as guardians for their multiverses as a sort of universal constant, like the many Cory variants across every universe, and the Meme guardians which exist across their own universes, while Cory plays more of an unstable third party who isn’t supposed to be within the universes he goes to, SMG4 very clearly is supposed to exist in the universe he’s within, and due to Cory’s universe hopping it’d be pretty easy to come up with a scenario where both are fighting.
A big point of this fight is how much just, utter bullshit you can do with both characters… I mean you just read the SMG4 blog so you probably understand how crazy SMG4 is, but for perspective, SMG4 has around 1000 videos on his main channel, of course there's more but lets say just for fun he has about 1100 videos, cory has around 1094, which isn’t more but is incredibly close for the amount of stuff SMG4 himself has. Some of my favorite concepts are jumping between minigames considering both can do that (Think WOTFI) murder mystery or hide and seek, etc etc, ending with a final fight. Also i’d like to say, considering both can do some reality warping there's basically limitless stuff you can do visually for a fight like this.
I’d also like to point out the Debate potential of this, while I don’t have a current standing on Cory stats, I know he single handedly gets into the 5D ranges of things with like a full comp, along with having some general crazy amping potential, meaning this would probably be pretty close debate wise, along with them just genuinely having a shitton of abilities and resistances the debate for this would realistically end up with like a 200 page document, which is fucking hilarious to me, but that makes sense considering it’s youtuber scaling.
As for my final thoughts on this matchup, there's a lot you can do with it, considering both have like amps which can bring them higher and higher you can always do a final clash of power, Cory playing the villain is nothing new to him considering he’s just kind of an asshole in series and always has been, which makes for some fun banter potential, between that and the pretty fun banter potential this is easily SMG4’s best matchup…
Thank you lain! You are a certified goofy goober in my eyes.
FINAL WORDS FROM ME!!!
Annnnd that’s a wrap! After two years of working on this blog and it’s finally out…Why did it take me so long to finish? Well I had to take the time to focus heavily on school, irl stuff and working on other blogs so whenever I did get on some breaks or finished working on the other blogs I resumed making this blog, pluuuus I wanted to wait until SMG4 was actually…you know, finished? So I hope this clears up some things as to why it took that long.
Anyways thanks for taking the time to read this blog yall. SMG4 is a youtube channel that holds a very special place in my and many of my friends' hearts. It's where I sort of get my sense of humor from and how I met some incredible people (those being Westpion, WTFBOOMSH, BiteRaptor, and many others). So, when I decided to make this character blog and do it solo (and with some help getting the speed calcs) I generally had a blast rewatching one of my favorite youtubers that I've been watching for about a decade now. I knew going in SMG4 would have some insane shit but stuff like Cheat Codes, Infinite Lives, Load & Saves, The Death Star, and the freaking 6D stuff was something I was not expecting myself for SMG4 to have and I thought that was really cool and funny for him to have on hand.
I also want to give big props to the goats that worked behind the Aphmau vs SMG4 and Speedrunner Mario vs SMG4 Mario blogs for sharing notes, Lain for taking the time to have a vc with me and making sure everything I wrote down was actually valid or not. I recommend checking her blogs out if you have the time to read them. She also has plans to do a vs blog involving SMG4 himself so I’m heavily looking forward to doing that in the future. Finally ty Stars for also fact checking it for me check out their blogs too :)
Now that SMG4 has officially come to a close I would love to say, thank you so much Luke for all the laughs, tears, and memes you have given not only me…but also your fans for over the past 14 years and I thank everyone who took the time to read through this blog! God bless you all and have a good rest of the year.
Slight update
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S A MR. PUZZLES SPINOFF SERIES COMING OUT???!??!
Credit, Sources, and Media List
Thank You Morta, Dash, Stars, and TheBiteRaptor for the calcs. The SMG4 vs Aphmau and SMG4 Mario vs Speedrunner Mario researches for sharing some notes (you guys rock if you are reading this), Stars with fact checking, and Lain again with the separate discussion and vc for what I got right or wrong.
Written by: MonkeyBoi
Research by: MonkeyBoi, Various other researches from the SMG4 vs Aphmau & SMG4 Mario vs Speedrunner Mario
Uzi & N vs Toko and Komaru Blog (New Horizons Blog)
Tari vs Miko Blog (Ultrablogs)
SMG4 vs DevilArtemis Cell DBF (Professor Mewtwo)
SMG4 Cosmology (TheEpicAvenger)
Bowser vs Eggman (G1blog Team)
How Powerful is Bowser (Corn Dog’s blog)
Piranha Plant vs Chomper (Blogs of the Apocalypse, HOI OOMFIES!!!)
Paper Mario vs Yuu (Extinction Event)
SMG4 vs Aphmau (Bowser’s Big Bean Blogs/Coming Soon)
SMG4 Mario vs Speedrunner Mario (Coming Soon)
The Main SMG4 channel
Various Q&A’s
SMG4 Shorts
Archived Videos
Glitch Productions
Knights of Guinevere
The Gaslight District
The Amazing Digital Circus
Murder Drones
Sunset Paradise
Meta Runner
Nathaniel Bandy
Bandy’s Universe
Vannamelon
TheOdd1sout
Shockhat734
Super Mario Bros
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